片名：燃情迈阿密
温柔的夜晚 On silky black nights..
美丽的约会 ..come to me in my dreamy rendezvous.
深情的拥抱 亲爱的 Come into my arms, oh dear. - Oh dear!
聆听我的心跳 Quietly listen to the pleas of my heartbeats..
轻轻入睡 Rest in my arms, oh dear.
亲爱的 Oh dear!
你深邃的眼神 What do the words have to convey any longer..
表达了一切 ..when your eyes narrate a hundred stories every moment?
弥漫的诱惑 The fragrance that lingers through the air..
我蠢蠢欲动 ..tempts my youthful desires.
弥漫的诱惑 The fragrance that lingers through the air..
我蠢蠢欲动 ..tempts my youthful desires.
我要让你沉醉 I shall make your nights colourful.
不放开 I shall hold you in my embrace.
抓紧时间 Let your hints be. Don't let me speak.
青春短暂 Lest our youth is spent talking.
弥漫的诱惑 The fragrance that lingers through the air..
我蠢蠢欲动 ..tempts my youthful desires.
弥漫的诱惑 The fragrance that lingers through the air..
我蠢蠢欲动 ..tempts my youthful desires.
迷人的眼神 Your killer gaze..
让我无法走开 Stops me on my path..
别这样看着我 Don't look at me like this.
不要电我 No, don't eye me.
深邃的眼神 Your eyes narrate 100 stories every moment.
弥漫的诱惑 The fragrance that lingers through the air..
我蠢蠢欲动 ..tempts my youthful desires.
弥漫的诱惑 The fragrance that lingers through the air..
我蠢蠢欲动 ..tempts my youthful desires.
温柔的夜晚 On silky black nights..
美丽的约会 ..come to me in my dreamy rendezvous.
深情的拥抱 亲爱的 Come into my arms, oh dear.
亲爱的 Oh dear!
聆听我的心跳 Quietly listen to the pleas of my heartbeats..
轻轻入睡 Rest in my arms, oh dear. - Oh dear!
你深邃的眼神 What do the words have to convey any longer..
表达了一切 ..when your eyes narrate 1 00 stories every moment?
你好 Hello?
-萨姆尔 你在哪 -妈 Sam! Where are you?! - Mom!
别叫我妈 我打电话到你宾馆 Mom my foot! I've been calling up the motel for a while.
他们说你昨晚没回去 They said that you didn't return since last night.
妈 我没事 Chill, Mom!
你爸去世后你就不听我的话了 You have stopped obeying me ever since your dad passed away.
妈 那时我才两岁啊 Mom, I was just two years old when dad passed away.
闭嘴 你到底在哪里 Shut up! Tell me where you are.
在一个朋友那 I'm at my friend's place.
你去找了房子没 Had you looked for a house of your own..
你不能总是在朋友那里住 ..you wouldn't have had to live at a friend's place like this.
哪个朋友 Who's this friend?
很好的朋友 妈 A close friend, mom.
今天是你第一天上班 你昨晚应该祈祷 It's your first day at work today. Instead of fooling around..
而不是和朋友瞎混 ..with your friends, you should've been praying all night.
我真的有祈祷 妈 That's what I was doing all night, mom.
好吧好吧 晚上记得给我电话 Okay. Okay. Don't forget to call me tonight
-好的 妈 -好吧 再见 Okay, mom. - Okay then, bye.
你好 我是萨姆尔 Hey! Sam.
你好 我是库纳尔 Hi, I'm Kunal.
我知道 I know.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
噢 库纳尔 噢 库纳尔 Oh Kunal! Oh Kunal!
噢 库纳尔 Oh.. Kunal!
以前我从没一晚上听到谁的名字.. Before this, I hadn't heard anybody's name..
这么多次 感觉我都认识你了 ..so many times in one night. I feel like I already know you.
谢谢 Thanks.
我要走了 上班第一天 I have to go. First day on the job.
好运 Wish you all the best!
再见 See you around.
再见 See you.
实际上你是个护士 So you're actually a nurse?
你学了5年就为了当个护士 And you studied five years to become one.. a nurse?
为什么啊 你可以学5年 But why?! I mean, you could've studied the same..
然后当个医生 干吗当护士 ..and become a doctor. Why a nurse?
护士 我准备好泡泡浴了 Nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath.
好啊 帅哥 Hi, good looking!
坏消息 There's a bad news.
什么 今晚我还得住你那 What? I have to come over to your place again tonight..
激情无限 对吧 ..for a creative meeting, right?
搞笑啊 希望你的幽默细胞 Very funny! I hope your sense of humour..
能帮你找到新房子 ..helps you to find a new house.
新房子 Find a house?
哦 不不 Oh! No. No.
没错没错 我找到一个新房客 Oh yes! Yes. Yes, I've found a new tenant and..
他付现金 ..he's even paying me cash.
出租 出租 不是吧 Taxi! Taxi, taxi. Come on, man!
出租 Taxi!
-库纳尔 -萨姆尔 对吧 Kunal? - Sam, right?
是的 没错 Right. Right.
伙计 不好意思我赶路 Look, dude I'm really sorry, but I'm in a hurry.
你再叫一辆吧 Why don't you get another cab?
好的 okay Okay.
等等 为什么是我 Wait a minute. Why should I get another cab?
我先拦下的 I stopped this one first
不不 我先拦下 No, dude. I stopped this cab first.
我先 这是我的车 No, I stopped it first. It's my cab.
不 伙计 是我的 No, dude. It's my cab.
这是我的车 你们 到底说不说要去哪 Hey, bro! This is my cab. Do you guys want to tell me..
还是你们想下车 ..where you want to go or do you want to get off?
第五大道路口 5th and Alpine..
16B 1 6 B.
16层 电梯在那边 1 6th floor. The elevators are that way.
真奇怪啊 我们总是碰到 It's strange how we keep bumping into each other
好像是注定的 It's like fate
重要的是谁能租到这间房子 But what matters is who's fated to get this house.
进来 Come in.
喔 Wow!
喂 吓我一跳 Hey! Why are you scaring me?
你是印度人 Hey! You're lndian.
不 我是中国人 No, I'm Chinese.
这是你的房子 Is this your house?
不 我住隔壁 要我叫他们吗 No, it's the neighbours'. Shall I call them?
不用 我们来看房子 No, no. We've come to check out the house.
来看房子？ 那就请马上离开 Did you check it out? Is it good? Now leave.
-什么意思 -中介没告诉你吗 What do you mean? - I mean, didn't the agent tell you..
宝贝一个人住在这 ..that 'baby' lives alone over here.
小孩 Baby?
小孩 Baby.
听着 小孩 Look, Baby..
抱歉 这里不租给男人 Excuse me. Men aren't allowed here.
我想要两个女孩住在这 I want girls even in the two vacant rooms here.
毕竟这关系到安全和声誉 After all, it's a question of our security and honour.
你听到了吗 Did you hear that?
恩 安全和声誉 谁的 Yes, security and honour. But whose?
注意到没 有两个房间 No that.. there are two rooms..
很好啊 Sweet!
你说很好 你们想干吗 You said sweet, you're hitting on me.
-不 -出去 -不不 -出去 No.. - Get out! - No, no.. - Out!
-不要 -出去 No.. - Out!
-夫人 -出去出去 Ma'am.. - Out! Out! Get out! - No, wait. Wait..
出去 无赖 Out! Get out! Scoundrel!
不要男的 只要女的 No boys, only girls.
就算我们想 也不肯能啊 Even we want that, but not in that sense.
-你要来个热狗吗 -好的 Hey! Do you want a hot dog? - Sure.
你是做什么的 So what else do you do other than bumping into me everywhere?
我在霍华德医院工作 两个 谢谢 I work at Howard Medical Centre. Two please!
医生啊 不错 Oh doctor? That's cool!
事实上我是个护士 No, I'm actually a nurse.
那你要穿短裙吗 Do you also have to wear a short skirt?
这笑话很冷 That's a very old one.
你做什么的 What do you do?
摄影师 I'm a photographer.
这么好 那你会和模特们 那个 Cool! So do you.. with the models.. you know..
绝对的你什么时候离开印度的 Radical! When did you come from lndia?
3年前 Three years ago.
三年都在找房子吗 You've been looking for a house for three years?
我在朋友那住现在得搬出来了 I live at a friend's place. But I have to vacate now.
两周内 That too in two weeks.
-很背啊 兄弟 -对的 Tough luck, dude! - Yes!
先生 你没事吧 Sir, are you okay?
我没事 真的 只是我的男朋友 I'm fine. I'm fine. Really, I'm just.. it's just that my boyfriend..
被派往伊拉克而我在这里 ..has been sent to lraq and I'm here and..
我们从阿富汗回 来后一直很快乐 ..we were so happy after Afghanistan..
一切都很美好 Everything was perfect.
我们是完美的一对 我看到 I mean, we were like the perfect family and I just saw..
你们俩这么开心 ..the two of you standing here and you look so happy.
天哪 我回忆起好多往事 My God! You just reminded me so much of us.
祝你们幸福 I mean, really. God bless you both, I mean..
-真的祝你们永远幸福 -谢谢 I really wish you all the happiness! - Thank you.
再见 Bye.
库纳尔 Kunal.
-你疯了吗 -听我说 -别碰我 Are you crazy?! - Listen to me. - Don't touch me!
兄弟 我不是那样的 你像家人一样 Oh man! I'm not like that. You're like my brother.
你就是我的哥哥 同父异母的 I mean, you are my brother. Albeit from another mother..
但你是我哥哥 ..but you're my brother.
什么 同父异母的哥哥 Look, brother from another mother.
也许你很绝望 但我不是 You may be desperate, but I'm not.
你想干吗别带上我 Do whatever you want to.
别这样 如果我一个人能行 Come on buddy. Had I been able to do it alone..
我肯定会自己做 ..then I'd have done it.
但她不可能相信我的一面之词 But she won't believe my word alone.
听我说 Listen to me.
那间房子很棒 Look, even you agree that the apartment is brilliant.
对吧 好的 Correct? Right.
如果我们骗他们我们是同性恋.. If we have to lie to an old 'Baby' that we're gay..
..来租下那房子 那又有什么关系呢 ..in order to get that house, then what difference does it make?
当然不行 我不是同性恋 It does make a difference. I'm not gay.
我知道 你也知道 I know. I know this. You know this.
要是你喜欢 我会告诉迈阿密所有的女孩 And if you wish, I shall inform every girl in Miami..
你喜欢女孩子 只是不告诉房东 ..that you like girls. We just won't tell Baby about it.
想想吧 那里有两个房间 Think about it. That apartment has two rooms.
而且也不贵 The apartment is within our budget.
你应该比我更需要它吧 And you're more desperate than me.
我是说 你只有两周时间 所以.. I mean, you have a deadline of two weeks. That's why..
你觉得怎么样 愿意扮同性恋吗 What do you say? Are you gay?
你们怎么回来了 You've come back!
宝贝 Baby!
你们想趁我独处时占便宜吗 Are you taking advantage of Baby just because she's alone
不不 你误会我们了 No, no. No, you're mistaken about us.
什么意思 What do you mean?
能让我们先进来再解释吗 Shall we come in and explain?
你们想干坏事？ Are you trying to be naughty?
不不 是征求你的允许 No, no. I'm taking permission.
好吧 Okay.
你们在瞄什么 What are you looking around for?
想偷东西吗 Do you intend to steal?
你很搞笑 其实我们应该早点告诉你 No, you're very funny. Actually we should've told you earlier..
我们是可以租这个房子的 ..that we can rent this house.
怎么可能 我说过只租给女孩 How can you rent it? I told you that only girls are allowed.
我们是女孩啊 We're both are girls.
什么 What?!
库纳尔和我在一起 Kunal and I are together.
我能看出来啊 Yes, I can see that.
我的意思是我们生活在一起 No, I mean we're with each other.. you know..
你们在说什么 我不明白 What are you saying? I don't understand.
库纳尔是我一位特殊的朋友 Kunal is a special friend of mine.
我最特殊的朋友 My most special friend.
我明白了 今天是友谊节 Yes, now I understand. Today's friendship day.
友谊节快乐 友谊节快乐 Happy friendship day. Happy friendship day.
我们是同性恋 他是我男朋友 We're gay. He's my boyfriend.
啊 天哪 天哪 Oh God! Oh, my God!
没事的 不用担心 Relax. Relax. Don't worry.
放松点 坐吧 坐下来坐下来 Relax, sit down. Relax. Sit. Sit..
放松点 阿姨 我们告诉你这个 Relax, aunty. We're telling you this..
就是不希望你后悔 ..so that you think carefully before deciding.
没错 如果是两个女孩住这 Exactly. And if there are two girls staying here instead of us..
想想会发生什么 ..then just think about what could possibly happen.
她们会带男朋友回来过夜 They'd bring their boyfriends here at night..
就会有派对 抽烟 喝酒 乱搞 ..and then there would be parties, cigarettes, booze, fooling around..
天哪 Oh, my God!
但如果是我们这样的人 Yes. But if there are two guys like us..
就不存在第三个人 ..then there's no question of a third person..
因为我们已经以身相许了 ..because we're already together and will always be.
对吧 库纳尔 Isn't it, Kunal?
而且 你说过安全问题 Moreover, as you said, there's the security angle too.
向我们这样强壮的人和你住一起 If two guys like us, strong and fit..
你会没有安全感吗 ..stay with you, then you'll have security too. Isn't it?
阿姨 再说现在谁关心年龄啊 Plus aunty, who pays attention to age these days?
你住这么大的房子 什么事都可以发生 You live alone in such a big house, anything can happen..
你干吗吓我 我又不住这 Why are you scaring me? Anyway, I don't stay here.
妮雅住这 Neha stays here.
妮雅 Neha?
是的 我侄女 Yes, my niece.
-女孩 -妹妹的 Girl?! - Sister's?!
-坐这别出声 我马上回来 -好的 Sit quietly over here. I'll be right back. - Okay.
伙计 Dude..
伙计 Dude
这到底怎么回事 What's this twist in the story?
她侄女妮雅从哪冒出来的 Where did her sister's.. Neha crop up from?
不管了 我走了 Okay. I'm going.
走 等等 坐下 你说过 Going? Wait, sit down. You talk about..
看过再说 再等下 我想想 ..Leaving at the slightest. Just wait. Let me think.
这样 我们也要告诉妮雅 Got it. Listen. I guess we'll have to tell Neha the same thing that..
我们是同性恋 ..we told aunty.
你疯了吗 一个又一个 Are you crazy? One by one.
你想每个人都知道我们是 Do you want to tell everybody that we both are..
我们是同性恋 库纳尔 你真是 That we're gay. Kunal, you're such a..
想想看 Think about it.
阿姨这么蠢 妮雅 又会聪明到哪去 If the aunt is like this, then how do you think Neha will be?
除了妮雅 我们告诉阿姨家的所有人 If I had my way, then I'd say this to aunty's entire family let alone Neha.
你好 Hi.
有什么事吗 How can I help you?
亲爱的 你回来了真好 Neha dear, it's good that you came.
这两个男人过来看房子 These two boys have come to check out the house.
阿姨 他们 Aunty, they..
我知道他们是男的 高个的 你叫什么 I know they're boys. Hey, tall guy! What's your name?
萨姆尔 Sameer.
你呢 And what's your name?
你好 我是库纳尔 Hi, I'm Kunal.
你好 我是妮雅 Hi, Neha.
-萨姆尔 我们谈谈 失陪下 -好的 Sameer, just a moment. Could you excuse us? - Sure.
喔 Wow!
我受够了 走吧 Enough, let's go.
什么 为什么 What?! Why?!
阿姨 我怎么能和两个男人住 Aunty, how can I stay with two guys?
没事 他们不是这样的 Don't worry. They both aren't what we are.
什么 辛格(印度总理) What? Sindhi?
不是辛格 他们都很潮的 Not Sindhi. They both are modern boys.
面对那样的女孩 我做不到 I can't pretend to be gay in front of a girl like that.
好 不做同性恋 装可怜 Okay, no problem. Don't be gay, be homeless instead.
-好 -他们是男女朋友 No problem. - They're boyfriend and girlfriend.
噢 同性恋 Oh, gay!
我不会以同性恋的身 份和那女孩住一起 I won't stay in this house with that girl, pretending to be gay.
就这样 我走了 It's over. I'm going.
库纳尔 等等 冷静 Kunal, wait. Just wait. Calm down.
和我们那年代不同了 It wasn't like this in the old days. In our days..
那时男孩喜欢女孩 .. guys used to like girls.
多甜蜜啊 How sweet!
至少和妮雅说一下 Talk to Neha at least once.
谁知道呢 也许只 有阿姨要求女孩住 Who knows? Maybe only the aunt requires girls!
不管 我走了 Yes, okay. I'm going.
库纳尔 等等 库纳尔 Kunal, just wait. Kunal..
好啊 嗨 Hi!
房间不错 Nice room.
-我想带你们看看 -好的 Yes, I thought I'll show you the room. - Sure.
-这房间希望你们喜欢 -喜欢 You've already seen this. I hope you like it. - Sure.
有两个房间 另一个在那边 There are two rooms. There's another one over there.
但只有一个浴室 和房间连着的 But there's only one bathroom. It's connected.
哇 实际上我们喜欢分享浴室 Wow! Actually, we both like sharing bathrooms.
那边 That way..
很好 Nice.
非常好 Very nice.
抱歉 这边 这是浴室 Sorry, this way. So this is the bathroom.
租金多少 What's the rent?
每间2000 既然你们是第一个来的 2,000 for each room. But since you guys are the first..
你们可以挑个房间 ..you can decide which one you want.
-我个人很喜欢这间 -什么叫挑个房间 Personally, I love this room. - What do you mean 'which' room?
你们俩住一间 不是吗 Both of you will share a room, right?
什么 What?
-库纳尔 -闭嘴 给我闭嘴 Kunal.. - Shut up! Just shut up!
我们不住一个房间 We'll not share a room.
对你们来说就更贵了 4000哪 It'll just be more expensive for you. Two rooms, that's 4,000!
-库纳尔 妮雅说的对 -没错 Yes, Kunal. Neha is right. - Yes!
-很贵 -那我们去找别的房子 It'll be expensive. - Okay, we'll find another place.
别别 真可爱 我 就喜欢他开玩笑 No, no. Cute. I love it when he jokes.
真可爱 妮雅 两间我们都要了 So sweet! Neha, actually, we'll take both rooms.
你也更轻松 It'll be easier for you too.
你不用再找个房客了 I mean you don't have to look for another tenant.
-我没问题 -很好 Cool with me. - Yes!
-还有问题吗 -没了 Any questions? - No, no.
你单身吗 Are you single?
看那阳台 多漂亮 Look at the terrace. It's beautiful.
视野很开阔 带我去看看吧 The light is clear. Nice. Show me.
-你想看看吗 -嗯 去看看 Do you want to see it? - Show me.
跟她说清楚 Sort it out with her.
我会的 你就别做傻事了 I'll sort it out with her. Will you stop doing this?
-说什么单身 -过去跟她说清楚 Whats single? - Just go and talk to her.
-闭嘴 -提防阿姨就好 Shut up - Just keep aunty a way
哇 泳池 但这么大的房子 Wow! A pool. - But listen.. huge apartment..
一时冲动就买了 didn't think when I bought it
现在在还贷 ..and now the bank loan..
妮雅 你对同性恋没意见吧 Neha, this whole gay thing. You're cool with it, right?
你要知道 同性恋和非同性恋.. Because you know, what difference does it make..
..是不一样的 You know, who's straight and who's gay..
是的 我不会介意 这是你们的个人选择 Yes, absolutely! I mean, it's your personal choice.
-每个人都有自己的选择 -是啊 是啊 谢谢你 To each their own. - Right, right. Thank you.
-同性恋有自己的权利 -没错 Gay rights. - Yeah! Yeah!
因为阿姨恐吓我们 Because your aunt had scared us a bit..
阿姨 Aunt?
-是啊 你阿姨 她好可怕 -别管她 Yes, your aunt. She's very scary. - Don't worry about her.
你会习惯的 No, no. You'll get used to it.
希望如此 我们一来她就说 Yes, I hope so because when we came she was like..
不要男的 只要女的 We don't want boys. We want girls..
我们在想 So you know, we both were just wondering..
是只有她不想要男的 ..that if she's the only one who has a problem with boys..
还是你也不喜欢 ..or do you also feel like that?
我没想过和男的一起住 Well, I didn't think that I'd be with boys..
萨姆尔 Sam!
你们在干吗呢 Hey! What are you doing here?
这些是不允许的 站好了 你在干吗 All this isn't allowed here. Stand straight. What are you doing?
什么 What?
你的工作是什么 What do you do professionally?
我是摄影师 Well, I'm a photographer.
你能为我拍照吗 Will you click pictures if I model?
高个的 你笑什么 Hey, tall fellow! Why are you laughing?
你做什么的 What do you do?
我是护士 I'm a nurse.
护士 那你要穿短裙吗 Nurse?! Nurse, do they make you wear short skirts too?
你们什么时候在一起的 Since when have the two of you been a couple?
3年前 Well, three years.
3年？ Three years?!
-哇 -时间真的很长啊 Wow! - That's a really long time.
非常好 讲讲你们的罗曼史 Very good. Very good. Tell me your love story.
罗曼史？ Love story?!
第一次见面在哪里 Where did the two of you meet for the first time?
我们？ We?
我们 We..
我们 我们 We.. we..
来嘛 告诉我 Go on, tell us.
别害羞 Don't be shy.
我在威尼斯遇到他 No, we met in Venice.
威尼斯 Venice!
我在威尼斯第一次见到库纳尔 I met Kunal in Venice the first time.
第一次见面 库纳尔让我想入菲菲 In that very first meeting, Kunal showed me a thousand dreams.
我已经站不稳 不是我自己了 I felt as if I was standing and the ground below was moving.
心跳加速 都要窒息了 My heart beat faster. I gasped for breath..
这就是我的初恋吗 Is this my first love?
之后几天 我们总是会相遇 For the next few days, fate made us bump into each other.
一会这里 一会那里 At times here, at times there..
终于我鼓起勇气问他 ..and finally I gathered the courage and said something to him.
你为什么总跟着我 Why are you following me around?
啊 我的舌头干嘛不烂掉 Alas! Why didn't my tongue shred to pieces?!
他突然就走了 之后我都没见过他 He left so suddenly that I never saw him after that.
我不停地找他 I searched a lot for him.
我甚至不知道他的名字 I didn't even know his name to call out to him!
最爱的 我亲爱的 Dearest, beloved, my darling?
但是他无处可寻 But he was nowhere to be found.
带着挫败感 我回到宾馆 Tired and defeated, I returned to my hotel.
有封我的信 There was a letter waiting for me.
我的第一封情书 里面说 My first love letter in which it was written..
我在海边等你 At the seashore, my heart calls out to you.. oh!
我立马穿上古奇的鞋子和爱马仕的外套 I immediately wore my new Gucci shoes with my Armani jacket..
朝我的爱人出发了 ..and set off towards my destiny.
库纳尔在海的那边 Kunal was on the other side of the sea.
我的脚都在颤抖 My legs trembled as I moved towards him.
月光下 咬着玫瑰的.. Bathed in the moonlight, with a rose clenched..
..库纳尔 库纳尔 ..between his teeth, Kunal. Kunal..
他的美唇流露出渴望 And then a sigh escaped his soft lips.
多美的故事 What a wonderful story!
太美了 It was beautiful.
太甜蜜了 我都要哭了 That's so sweet. I think I'm going to cry.
真是甜蜜 宝贝 Sweet, baby. Sweet.
好的 我同意 All right. - Yes.
好吧 Okay.
欢迎加入我们家 Welcome to the family.
我会没事的 我会没事的 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
我会没事的 I'll be all right.
只要有你 再坎坷的路也是平坦的... With you around, the crooked pathways..
...再荒谬的话也是动听的 一切都是完美的 Ridiculous and crazy talk, everything seems fine.
只要有你 再虚伪的承诺... With you around, false promises and..
再敌对的意图都无所谓 ..the intentions of my enemies all seem true.
唯一能让我心跳的... The only thing that makes my heart skip a beat..
只有你 只有你 ..it's you. Only you.
你就是我的女神 You're the one who makes me laugh while I cry.
你就是我的唯一 You're the one..
没理由 没理由 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be alright.
没有理由 没有理由 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
我们和全世界作对 The entire world is on one side and we're on the other.
就算快乐消失了 只剩悲伤 Every joy evaporates. I find only sorrow.
你一笑 世界就是美好的 But when you smile for me, the world seems all right.
我的生活也如此 My life blooms again in a moment.
没有理由 I don't know why.
没有理由 没有理由 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都美好 一切都美好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
没有理由 没有理由 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
是的 是的 Yeah.. yeah, yeah.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
没错 没错 Yeah.. yeah, yeah.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
没错 没错 Yeah.. yeah, yeah.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
没错 没错 Yeah.. yeah, yeah.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
结下一段友谊... It's a friendship that has blossomed..
...就在不经意之间 with every passing moment.
不知道为何 I don't know why I feel..
我们心有灵犀 ..I know her.
你一笑 世界就是美好的 Because when you smile for me, the world seems all right.
时间都停止 These passing moments freeze right here.
不知道为何 I don't know why..
不知道为何 不知道为何 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都美好 一切都美好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
不知道为何 不知道为何 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
只要有你 再坎坷的路也是平坦的... With you around, the crooked pathways..
...再荒谬的话也是动听的 一切都是完美的 Ridiculous and crazy talk, everything seems fine.
只要有你 再虚伪的承诺... With you around, false promises and..
再敌对的意图都无所谓 ..the intentions of my enemies, all seem true.
唯一能让我心跳的... The only thing that makes my heart skip a beat..
只有你 只有你 ..it's you. Only you.
你就是我的女神 You're the one who makes me laugh while I cry.
你就是我的唯一 You're the one..
没理由 没理由 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
不知道为何 不知道为何 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
不知道为何 不知道为何 I don't know why. - I don't know why.
我心里知道有你在我一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
一切都好 一切都好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
怎么了 What happened?
是我妈 我大老远从伦敦过来 Mom, man! I mean, I've come here all the way from London..
还是没能脱离我妈的魔爪 ..yet I'm not able to get mom off my back.
萨姆尔 哪里有人想摆脱自己的妈妈 Come on, Sam! How can anybody want to get rid of their mom?
你不了解我妈妈 You don't know my mom.
是不了解... Still..
像是全日制无条件地烤火腿 It's like a full-on hardcore Punjabi ham scene.
因为任何事流眼泪 Tears pour down for the silliest things, dialogues, everything.
一天到晚都要问 And day or night it's always the same thing.
你怎么还不结婚 哈 那夫人在阿姆利则的 Why don't you get married? Mrs. Khanna's cousin from..
侄子有两个女儿了 真是打击 ..Amritsar has two daughters. It's a buffet.
找个人结婚啊 Choose whichever you want.
天哪 你还没告诉你妈这件事 Oh, my God! So you haven't told your mom about you..
就是你和库纳尔 You know, you and Kunal..
没 她非常保守 No, she's very conservative.
那么 妮雅 如果我和萨姆尔不是同性恋 So tell me, Neha, if Sam and I were not gay..
你还会把房子租给我们吗 ..then would you have had us as your tenants?
当然不会 如果你们不是同性恋 Of course not! Because if you hadn't been gay..
你们迟早会喜欢上我 ..then sooner or later you would have been interested in me..
生活就会变得很奇怪了 ..and then life would've become strange.
你太谦虚了 Wow! You're so modest.
说真的 我爸妈不会同意的 Seriously, my mom and dad wouldn't have allowed it.
-妈妈 -爸爸 Mom? - Dad?
他们也在这里 They're also there?
不 他们死于车祸 那时我9岁 No, they passed away in a car crash. I was nine years old then.
从此每次我要做重要的决定时 Since then I think of them whenever..
我都会想起他们 ..I have to make an important decision.
在我的立场上他们会怎么做 Like what would they have done in my position?
那他们会怎么说 So what would they have said?
关于什么 About what?
我们这种情况 You know, about this situation of ours.
他们会喜忧参半 Oh! I think they'd have been a little happy and a little sad too.
什么意思 Meaning?
他们会为我住得安全而高兴 Happy because I'm living with two strong men.
还有你的臀部的优美 And the butt talk?
忧伤..忧伤是为什么 Sad.. sad.. why would they be sad?
那是因为不是我丈夫或者男友保护我 Right. And they'd be sad that my roommates protect me..
而是我的房客保护我 ..not my husband or my boyfriend.
没事 我们不比别人差 That's ok, we're no less than other men.
我们是伽巴尔 We're two regular Gabbars (villain in the film 'Sholay').
（1975年电影《Sholay》中的反派 大B的警匪片）
- 伽巴尔 -什么 Gabbar?! - What?
是的 伽巴尔 电影《复仇 的火焰》里的伽巴尔·辛格 Yes, Gabbar. Gabbar Singh from the movie 'Sholay.'
可是他和这有什么关系呢 But what does he have to do with this?
库纳尔 你没看过那部 片吗 伽巴尔是同性恋 Come on, Kunal. Haven't you seen the film? Gabbar was gay!
伽巴尔不是同性恋 Gabbar wasn't gay.
那好 如果电影里 一 个男的手上扎着带子 Okay, if a man walks around with a belt in his hand..
在街上瞎逛 总是问同样的问题.. throughout a movie, asking the same question..
"有多少个男人在这儿" 那么他肯定是同性恋 对吧 'How many men were there?' Then he has to be gay, right?
-萨姆尔住嘴 -伙计 伽巴尔不是同性恋 Shut up, Sam. - Dude, Gabbar wasn't gay.
他是同性恋 他是彻底的同性恋 Of course he was gay. He was a full-on flamer.
-萨姆尔住嘴 -他是...他是同性恋 Shut up, Sam! - He was.. he was gay. He was gay.
伙计 那你告诉我 Dude! - Now don't tell me that there wasn't anything..
电影里姆娜和赛特是什么关系 ..between Munna and Circuit (movie characters).
（《Lage Raho Munna Bhai》中的角色）
我是说 这是目前 为止最明显的了 I mean, come on. That was by far the most obvious one.
赛特称姆娜是他的兄弟 Circuit addresses Munna as a brother would.
(由Sanjay Dutt和Arshad Warsi扮演)
那怎样呢 就算我当众叫你兄弟 So? Even I call you brother in public.
伙计们 你们在干嘛 Guys, what are you doing here?
我们排队填表啊 We have to file papers.
我知道 但是同性恋伴侣的队列在这边啊 I know, but the queue for gay couples is there.
同性恋伴侣的队列 Queue for gay couples?!
是的 如果你们登记是伴侣的话 那么.. Yes. If you file a petition as a couple then..
..你们会很快得到居住证的 ..you get a residency permit much faster.
一年或更短的时间 要不你们就要等至少5年时间 Maybe even in a year or else it'll take you at least five years.
什么 你们不知道啊 快点 我该上班了 What? You didn't know that? Come on. I've got to get to work.
你疯了 你知道么 You're absolutely insane, you know that?
萨姆尔 开门 Sam, Sam. Sam, open the door.
干嘛 你是认真的 不行 What? Are you serious? No.
伙计 别犹豫了 一年内就能拿到居住证了啊 Come on, dude. I'll get the papers in a year's time.
库纳尔 你自找的麻烦 Kunal, you were finding it difficult to tell Neha about it.
现在你又想让我们 变成真正的同性恋 But now you want to make us officially gay.
伙计 我们要填那些表格 Dude, we just have to sign a paper.
如果我们被抓了 我们就直接进监狱了 If we're caught then we're going straight to jail.
伙计 没人会抓我们的 Dude, no one's going to catch us.
萨姆尔 请帮帮我吧 我会为你做任何事情的 Sam, please do this for me. I'll do anything for you, please.
-任何事？ -任何事 Anything? - Anything.
-每天早上我要先用卫生间 -成交 I'll use the bathroom first in the morning. - Done.
-你给我泡咖啡 -成交 You'll make coffee for me. - Done.
-你给我介绍些模特 -我保证 成交 You'll introduce me to models. - Promise, I swear. Done.
太棒了 你要给阿姨安排.. Awesome. You'll have to schedule..
..一个好的拍摄 ..a fantastic photo shoot for aunty.
伙计 成交 Dude, done.
真的？你是真的走投无路了？ 好的 成交了 Really? You're very desperate, aren't you? Ok, done.
他来了 He's here!
今晚市长慈善舞会 我知道 The mayor's charity ball tonight. - I know.
早上好 佩德罗·阿曼 德瓦打了三次电话 Morning M! Pedro Almadovar called three times.
我不在乎 而且我知道了 I don't care and I know. I know.
亲爱的 你今天看起来可真帅 M darling, you look gorgeous today.
咖啡 Coffee?
亲爱的妮雅 只有你知道我早上喜欢听到什么 Neha darling, only you know what I like to hear in the morning.
来亲一下 Give me a kiss. Come.
收到你的信了 Got your mail.
说到性 跟我来 Speaking of males, come with me.
你知道我都听说了些什么？ What is this I hear?
你现在和两个男的住一起 淘气孩子 You are living with two guys, you naughty girl?!
想不到你还有这一面 I didn't know that you had it in you.
-不像你想的那样 相信我 -怎么了 It's really not as exciting as you think it is. Trust me. - Why?
因为 看起来他们性感、帅气、幽默、体贴 可是.. Because, as usual, both are hot, good looking, funny and sweet but..
怎么了？ What's the problem?
都是同性恋 Both are gay.
太好了 你为什么不给我介绍 Yummy, why don't you introduce me?
为什么你有封蒂娃杂志给你的信 M, why have you received a letter from Diva?
他们不是我们的竞争对手么 Aren't they competition?
-我要辞职了 -什么 I'm quitting this job. - What?!
蒂娃给我提供了一个职位 是主编 Diva has offered me a job. As the new editor-in-chief.
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding, right?
怎么？你不认为我可以胜任一个主编吗？ Why? Don't you think I can be an editor-in-chief?
哦 不 不 我不是那个意思 Oh no, no. Not at all.
其实 我们都会非常怀念你的 In fact, it's just that we'll really miss you, M.
骗人 大家都讨厌我 You liar. You're lying. Everybody hates me.
都在盼我早点离开 Just waiting for me to go.
然后你们中的某个人就可以坐我的位置 So that one of you can get my chair and office.
好吧 你说的对 那谁能坐你的位置呢 Okay, so you're right. Who's going to get this chair and office?
那得看我怎么选了 Actually, the decision is mine.
明晚来我家吃饭 Dinner at my place. Tomorrow night.
真的吗 为什么 Really? Why?
我把萨姆尔和库纳尔介绍给你 I'll introduce you to Sam and Kunal.
我相信你会爱上他们的 I'm sure you'll love them.
喔 是么 I'm sure I will.
你疯了 你为什么同意了 Are you mad? Why did you agree?
她说是她老板想见我们 然后你同意了 She said that her boss wants to meet us and you agreed.
那我还能说什么 What else could I have said?
知道么 妮雅 我们不是同性恋 Guess what, Neha? We're not gay..
我们骗你是为了租你的房子 We were lying only because your house is so beautiful.
行了 你严肃点吧.. Come on. Seriously..
什么 Yes?
移民局的信 A letter from the immigration office.
里边说什么 What's written in it?
我不知道 I don't know.
-打开看看吧 库纳尔 -好的 Read it, Kunal. - Yes. - Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
怎样 Well..
太棒了 他们接受我们的申请了 Yes, yes. They've accepted our petition.
好极了 给我看看 All right! Show it to me!
为什么只有你的名字 Why is only your name on it?
这怎么可能 How's that possible?
哦 完了 Oh, rubbish!
怎么了 What happened?
表格上我填的是我伦敦的地址 I've written my London address in my form.
-所以？ -所以我妈妈.. So? - So, my mother..
我不会和任何男的做任何事情 I'm not going to do anything with any other man.
我早告诉萨姆尔了 现在你也知道了 I've told this to Sam earlier. Now, you hear it too.
库纳尔 现在请不要这样 Kunal, please don't do this to me right now.
我老板随时会到的 萨姆尔答应过我的 My boss will be here anytime now. Sam had promised me.
但是我没答应 But I hadn't promised you.
你 你可答应过我 M来的时候.. You! You had promised me. When M comes here..
..给我做好准备 ..you'd better be ready.
好运 兄弟们 Good luck, brother. - Yeah? - Yeah.
亲爱的 M darling..
亲爱的妮雅 Neha darling!
很高兴你来了 So glad that you could come.
这些是蜡烛 It's a candle.
噢太棒了 我正需要呢 Oh, fabulous! I needed it so badly.
房子不错 Nice place.
-真的吗 你喜欢 谢谢 Really? You like it? Thank you so much. There..
亲爱的 你女佣太糟糕了 Darling, your housemaid is a fashion disaster.
辞掉她 -不不不 Get rid of her. - No, no. M! M! M!
你被解雇了 不 等会 你被解雇了 请 You're.. you're fired. No, no, one second. You're fired please..
出去 出去 -M她是我姑 我姑姑 Out! Out! - No, M. She's my aunt. My aunt.
对不起 姑姑 So sorry, aunty.
你脖子上绑着什么啊 What's that tied around your neck?
姑姑 他感冒了 Aunt, that's because he has a cold.
请把这个放到厨房 还有 微波炉在叫了 Please keep this in the kitchen and the microwave buzzed.
晚餐准备好了 I think dinner is ready.
你让我怎么办 看她的穿着 What did you want me to do? Look at how she was dressed.
没事的 别担心 No, no, it's fine. Don't worry.
-的确不是我的错 -请 Absolutely not my fault. - Please.
M这是萨姆尔 萨姆尔这是M M, this is Sam. Sam, this is M.
妮雅 你从来没告诉我你老板这么性感 Neha, you never told me that your boss is so hot.
我喜欢性感 I like hot.
等会 One moment..
噢 库纳尔 Oh, Kunal..
亲爱的库纳尔 Kunal darling!
这是M 门铃响了 That's M.. the door..
-我去开门吧 -我来 Shall I get it? - I'll get it.
他去 He'll get it.
坐下好吗 So should we sit?
好的 Yes, I'd love to actually.
-你好 -你好 Well, hello! - Hello!
我是贾维尔 移民局的贾维尔 Officer Javier from the immigration office.
你没收到信吗 上边写着会有人来.. Didn't you get the letter? It said that someone would come by..
突击检查的 ..for a surprise inspection.
突击检查？ Surprise inspection?
你知道吗 许多人会在这种事上作假 You see, a lot of people fake these things, you know.
假装成是同性恋 Pretend to be gay.
真的吗 真是不惜代价 Really? How desperate!
我知道 所以我特别照看你 I know. So I'm here to keep my eye on you.
-照看我？ -我可以进来吗 Eye on me? Well.. Can I come in?
哦 当然 当然 Yes, sure. Sure.
萨姆尔 这是官员 Sam, officer..
贾维尔 Javier.
移民局的 From the immigrations office.
你好 官员 Hi, officer!
等会 Just a second please.
-好的 -我走开一会 Sure. - Excuse me.
天啊 我们现在该怎么办？ Hell! What do we do now?
你现在只能等着被他为所欲为了 Son, now whatever is to be done he is going to do.
这不是玩笑好吗 This is not funny, okay?
是的 看起来我像是在笑吗 Yes. Well, do I look like I'm laughing?
他来这干嘛 Why has he come here?
来检查我们是真的同性恋 还是假装的 To check if we're truly gay or just pretending to be.
-你什么意思 -求你告诉我该怎么做 What do you mean? - Please.. please tell me what to do.
让我想想 冷静的想一下 Let's think. Let's just stay calm. Think.
想想女人 Just think like a girl
嘿 男主角！我是让你把自己想成女人 而不是想她们 Hey, hero! Think like a girl. Not about them.
什么意思 What do you mean think like a girl?
我的意思是跟他讨论头发、鞋子 I mean, talk to him about his hair, his shoes.
类似这样的东西 You know, this kind of thing.
想象是个女人 想要男人 Think like a woman, feel like a man.
-想象是个女人 想要男人 -想要男人 Think like a woman, feel like a man. - Feel like a man.
白痴 想象是男人 想要 迷糊了 快走 No idiot, think like a man, feel like a.. confused.. come on!
好的 Okay.
-妮雅告诉我你以前不在这工作 -鞋子真好看 Neha was telling me that you're new here. - Nice shoes.
是的 实际上 我来自伦敦.. Yes, actually I'm from London and..
..在霍华德医疗中心工作 ..I work at Howard Medical Centre.
哦.. 医生 医生 Oh.. doctor. Doctor.
护士 是护士 Nurse. Nurse.
我体温在涨呢 可能是因为喝酒了吧 My temperature is increasing. Must be the wine.
我们做点有趣的事吧 Shall we have some fun?
-你什么意思 -我是说 有趣 What do you mean? - I mean, fun..
天呐 为什么不来点音乐呢？来跳舞吧.. Oh, my God! Why don't we play some music? Dance..
我不介意 我喜欢跳贴身舞 I don't mind. I love dirty dancing. Let's go. Yes.
是谁啊 Who's that?
我妈妈 妈妈！ My mother. Mom!
噢 阿姨 Oh aunty!
儿子 我好像做了个噩梦 Son, I felt I had a bad dream.
阿姨 好点了吗 Aunty, feeling better?
你们在干嘛啊 儿子 What's all this, son?
妈妈 我们只是在玩游戏 No, mom. It's just that we were playing a game..
..现在轮到我了 我们出去谈谈好吗？ ..and it was my turn. Can I just see you outside for a second?
谢谢 来来 我们待会回来 Thank you. Come. Come. We'll be right back.
别紧张 别紧张 Relax. Just relax.
你妈妈不知道你 是同性恋 是吗 Your mother doesn't know about you, does she?
怎么能让知道啊 可怜的孩子 爸爸抱抱 How would she know, poor baby? Come to daddy.
生活在谎言中 为了别人 Living a lie, and that too, for others.
太痛苦了 直到今天我还没告诉.. It hurts. It really, really hurts. Till today, I haven't told..
..我父母 他们的穆尔里 ..my mom and dad that their Murli..
-穆尔里？ -穆尔里 是我 你知道的 亲爱的 Murli?! - Murli.. me.. M.. you know, darling.
不 No!
天啊 她又来了 God, she's back.
-这是家还是疯人院啊 -妈妈 Is this a house or a madhouse?! - Mom!
你别叫我妈妈 Don't you dare call me mother!
你有没有想过我都这么大年纪了.. Did you think even a little about my old age..
你为什么让他抱着 离他远点 Now why are you sitting in his lap. Get away from him!
让我和她说 让我说 Let me talk to her. Let me
你胆敢碰我的儿子 你个变态 Don't you dare touch my son, you witch!
你会得到一个母亲的诅咒的 You will have a mother's curse on you
回家 回家 Come back home. Come back home.
跟我回伦敦去 你离开那儿的时候还是好好的 Come to London with me. You were better off there.
那时你还和女孩子在一起 可在这儿 你却..我们马上回家 You were with girls there. Here, you are.. just come back home.
不不不 等会等会 No, no, no. One sec, one sec, one sec.
让我和她谈谈 阿姨 阿姨 看着我 看着我 Let me talk to her. Aunty! Aunty! Look at me. Look at me.
不管是在伦敦还是迈阿密 你儿子都是同性恋 他喜欢男人 Whether it's London or Miami, your son is gay. He likes men.
醒来吧 Wake up!
住嘴 Shut up!
妈妈 别听他说 他胡说的 Mom! Don't listen to him, mom. He's talking nonsense.
我不是同性恋 I'm not gay.
你告诉我你是同性恋 You told me yourself that you are gay.
他告诉你的 He told you?
阿姨 萨姆尔说的是实话 No, aunty. Sam's telling the truth. There's nothing to it.
他在骗人 他是萨姆尔的男朋友 He'll obviously lie. He's Sameer's boyfriend.
男朋友？ Boyfriend?!
男朋友？妮雅 你告诉我他们都是单身的 Boyfriend?! Neha, you told me that they both were single.
他们.. They are..
单身 不不不 他们是一对 Single? No, no, no. They are a couple.
他们一起申请居住许可证 They applied for a residency permit together.
混蛋 竟敢跟你妈妈撒谎 我现在都知道了 Rascal! You dared to lie to your mother! I know everything.
我收到那封信了 所以我才来的 I received the letter. That's why I've come here.
上帝啊 让我死掉吧 Oh God! Grant me death!
妈妈 Mom!
你为什么要这样惩罚我啊 上帝 What are you punishing me for, God?!
不 妈妈.. -那个穿黄衬衫的大叔在追我的儿子 No, mom.. - This uncle with the yellow-shirt is after my child.
妈妈 Mom!
她在和谁说话 Who is she talking to?
萨姆尔 那么久你一直在隐藏你的爱 Come on, Sam, for how long will you hide your love?
是时候了 把你"威尼斯的故事"告诉阿姨吧 I think it's time. Tell your 'Venice story' to aunty.
-威尼斯 你还去了 威尼斯 -没有 没有 Venice?! You went to Venice? - No, no..
不 这都是我的错 我一直没好好看管你 No, no. It's all my fault. I never kept a check on you.
如果我看好你了 你就不会.. Had I done so, then you wouldn't be..
..犯这样的错误了 ..committing all these mistakes.
阿姨 爱不是错 爱情是盲目的 不是吗 Aunty, love isn't a mistake. Love is blind. Isn't it?
那也不能盲目到.. It isn't so blind that..
..分不清男女 ..it can't differentiate between a guy and a girl.
妈妈 Mom!
停下来 够了 我好伤心 Stop it, please! It's enough. I'm struck with grief.
妈妈 听我说 妈妈 Mom, listen to me. Mom!
谢谢 儿子 我不想再听了 Thank you, son. I don't want to listen to anything anymore.
妈妈 Mom, please..
-让我安静下 -妈妈 You'll support me well.. - Mom!
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎哟 你真没用 Alas! You're done for!
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎哟 你真没用 Alas! You're done for!
不爱年轻姑娘 Ignoring the young damsels..
你到底在想什么 What is this dilemma of the heart?!
不爱年轻姑娘 Ignoring the young damsels..
你到底在想什么 What is this dilemma of the heart?!
不爱年轻姑娘 Ignoring the young damsels..
你到底在想什么 What is this dilemma of the heart?!
男人对男人示爱 Men express fondness for men..
男孩穿着新娘的婚纱 The boy wearing the bride's gown..
一个母亲的梦被粉碎 A mom's dream has been shattered.
妈妈的儿子 Mama's boy..
妈妈的儿子变坏了 Mama's boy has gotten spoilt.
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎哟 你真没用 Alas! You're done for!
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎哟 你真没用 Alas! You're done for!
天知道他哪里不正常了 God knows whose evil shadow befell him.
居然不喜欢女孩子 He failed to admire the shade of long tresses.
他不再痴迷女人 噢天啊 He rots in the heat. - Oh, my God!
他行为怪异 噢天啊 He behaves strangely. - Oh, my God!
有人要将他带走 快阻止他 Somebody set him straight. - Stop him!
他太疯狂了 阻止他 He's possessed! - Stop him!
男孩成对... 女孩哭泣 A pair of guys.. The girls weep.
妈妈的儿子啊.. Mama's boy..
妈妈的儿子变坏了 Mama's boy has gotten spoilt.
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎哟 你真没用 Alas! You're done for!
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎哟 你真没用 Alas! You're done for!
不爱年轻姑娘 Ignoring the young damsels..
你到底在想什么 What is this dilemma of the heart?!
不爱年轻姑娘 Ignoring the young damsels..
你到底在想什么 What is this dilemma of the heart?!
男人对男人示爱 Men express fondness for men..
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 The boy wearing the bride's gown..
一个母亲的梦被粉碎 A mom's dream has been shattered.
妈妈的儿子变坏了 Mama's boy has gotten spoilt.
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎哟 你真没用 Alas! You're done for!
你儿子在新娘的轿子上 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎哟 你真没用 Alas! You're done for!
大家好我给大家宣布一个消息 Hello, everyone. I have an announcement to make.
我被蒂娃杂志任命为新的主编 I've been asked to be the new editor-in-chief of Diva.
那么我给大家介绍一下你们新的老板 So let me introduce you to your new boss..
我们激情杂志新的主编 ..the new editor-in-chief of Verve.
请大家以热烈的掌声欢迎.. Please put your hands together and give a big warm welcome..
..你们新的老板 阿比曼纽·辛格先生 ..to your new boss, Mr. Abhimanyu Singh.
天啊 他真性感 God, he's hot.
大家好 我并不擅长演讲 所以.. Hello, everyone. I'm not very good with speeches so..
..我们今天休息 以增进互相之间的了解.. ..Let's just take the day off and get to know each other and..
..然后跟M告别一下吧 ..also bid farewell to the one and only M.
孩子 怎么了 Child? What happened?
是谁说了什么吗 Did somebody say something?
没有 阿姨 没有 No, aunty. Nothing.
那你是在练习怎么哭吗 Then are you practicing how to cry?
真的没什么 Honestly, nothing happened.
好吧 那么我就自己来完成这个程序 Okay, then I'll fulfil this formality by myself.
亲爱的 你为什么哭？ 不 我没哭 Why are you crying, dear? No, I'm not crying.
亲爱的 肯定发生什么事了 Something has happened for sure, dear.
没有 阿姨 什么都没发生 No, aunty. Nothing has happened.
亲爱的 确实有事发生了 -没有 Did somebody say something to you? - No.
好了 告诉我 Now, tell me.
老板说要提拔我.. I was told that I'll be given a promotion..
..可那个职位却给了别人 ..and then that position was given to somebody else.
那你就为这点小事不开心 You're so upset over such a small thing?
我一直努力工作 你知道吗 阿姨.. I had worked so hard, you know, aunty..
为此我还做了很多准备.. I had so many plans..
可他们就这样把职位给了别人 ..they gave away the job just like that.
事情总不能如你所愿 So, things didn't happen as per your wishes.
知道为什么吗 因为你生命中.. Do you know why? Because there's something better..
还有有比这个这个职位更好的事会出现 ..in your life than this job and this position.
也许你现在还看不到 但相信不会太久 You won't be able to see it now, but you will later.
上帝自有安排 Whatever God does is for the best.
我是位母亲 相信我 I'm a mother. An expert on these issues.
开心点 孩子 我给你泡杯好喝的姜茶 Cheer up, dear. I'll make nice ginger tea for you.
喝过之后什么都会好起来的 Everything will be fine after that.
也包括萨姆尔和库纳尔的关系么？ Even Sam and Kunal's relationship?
你儿子这三年一直再隐藏.. For the past three years, your son hid the biggest truth..
..他人生最大的秘密 只是因为他不希望你难过 ..of his life from you because he knew that you wouldn't be pleased.
..而是开心每一天 但是萨姆尔呢 You'll be happy, but Sam?
如果他可以为了你的快乐而撒谎.. If he can lie for your happiness..
..那你能为了他的快乐 接受事实吗 ..then can't you accept the truth for his happiness?
上帝自有安排 对吗 阿姨 Whatever God does is for the best. Right, aunty? Isn't it?
我们要重新设计杂志 We'll have to redesign the magazine.
重新设计 Redesign.
我们要赋予全新的风格 We'll have to present it in a completely new manner..
我想由你来负责这次的改版 ..and I want you to take responsibility for that.
真的 Really?
因为我觉得只有你才能胜任 Because I think that only you can handle this project.
好的 谢谢 Okay, thanks.
-还有件事.. -说吧 And one more thing.. - Yes?
我希望在下一期就会采用新设计 We'll launch our new design with our next issue.
你只有两周时间 That means you only have two weeks.
两周？ 这不可能 Two weeks?! That's not possible.
我知道 但如果有人可以做到的话 那就是你 I know, but if there's anyone who can do it, it's you.
-我知道了 -什么 -Okay. I get it. - What?
你并不是因为信任我才将这项工作交给我 You didn't give me this job because you trust me.
你知道我不可能两周内完成的 You know that I can't accomplish this task in two weeks.
事实上 没人能完成 然后你就找个借口.. In fact, nobody can do it. And then you'll have a reason..
..责怪我 然后 开除我 ..to blame me, have me fired. Out!
-什么 -我从没见过 像你这样卑鄙的人 -What?! - I've never seen such an insecure and cheap person in my life.
你知道吗 阿比曼纽·辛格先生 You know what? Mr. Abhimanyu Singh..
我不会让你得逞的 ..I will not let you win.
来吧 Come.
祝你长寿 May you live long!
妈妈 你干嘛啊 Mom! What are you doing?
儿子 原谅我 我不能理解你的爱 Son, forgive me. I couldn't understand your love.
妈妈 我要告诉你些事 Mom, I need to tell you something.
儿子 我是个怎样的妈妈啊 Son, what kind of a mother am l?
我为你祈祷 对不起 I prayed for my own son's sorrows. Sorry.
太好了 Oh great!
我给我儿媳妇准备了这些手镯 I had bought these bangles for my daughter-in-law.
哦 拜托 妈妈 你要来真的吗？ Oh, come on! Are you really serious, Mom?
说实话 我也搞不清你到底是我的儿媳.. Honestly, I don't know whether you're my daughter-in-law..
.还是我的女婿 但不论怎样请接受我给你的礼物 ..or my son-in-law. But whatever you are, accept it as a gift from me.
我会在“为夫祈祷节”时断食 以祈福我的儿子健康长寿 And do observe a fast on 'Karva Chauth' for my son's long life.
妈妈！-我会送来聘礼的 我把他托付给你照顾了 Mom! - I'll send you the offerings. I'm leaving him in your care.
我悉心照顾将他养大 I've brought him up with a lot of love and care.
请好好照顾他 Take good care of him.
接受我的祝福吧 Now hurry up and seek my blessings.
萨姆尔 接受妈妈的祝福吧 Come on, Sam. Seek mom's blessings.
他叫我妈妈 He called me mom.
你有病 You're sick!
希望你们长命百岁！希望你们多子多孙 这句算了 -好吧 May you live long! May you bear children. Forget it. - Okay.
谢谢你让我和儿子这样亲近 Thank you for bringing me close to my son.
听说我 找个好男人然后结婚 Listen to me. Find a nice guy and get married.
我给你挑了萨姆尔 但他已经被定走了 I'd have chosen you for Sam, but he's already booked now.
萨姆尔和库纳尔和我的友谊永远都不会改变 阿姨 Sam and Kunal can never be booked for me, aunty.
他们永远是我最好的朋友 They will always be mine.
好了好了 Okay. All right, all right.
来吧 妈妈 Come on, mom.
上帝保佑你儿子 God bless you, son.
-不 我.. -不要说了 No, I was.. - Don't bother.
妈妈 我得和你谈谈 Mom, I've to talk to you.
我已经理解你是同性恋.. That's the problem. I agree that you're gay and..
并且不用对女孩感兴趣了 ..that you don't have any interest in girls.
但是你都不能看看女孩子吗？ But can't you even see girls?
什么 What?
笨蛋 你没看到妮雅在哭吗 Fool! Didn't you notice that Neha was crying?
去看看她怎么了 Check on her and see what's wrong.
别担心我我自己回去就可以了去 Don't worry about me. I'll go by myself.
我到了给你电话 上帝保佑你 I'll call you up when I reach. God bless you! God bless..
该出发了 Hello! Flight's on time.
是的 是的 走吧 Yes, yes. Come, come.
你老板说对了一件事 如果有人可以做到的话.. Your boss said one thing right. If someone can do this job..
..那就是你 ..then it's only you.
你只要负责创意 他会提供照片的 Exactly! You just provide the ideas. He'll click the photos.
-那你做什么 -我来审批啊 And what will you do? - I'll approve everything.
你总算是笑了 At least you've smiled.
-但这不是我的计划啊 -计划 But this wasn't my plan, you know. - Plan?!
是的 我人生的计划 我是说我27了还单身 Yes, my plan for life. I mean, I'm 27, still single.
我被工作困住了 My job sucks right now.
不讨老板喜欢 和两个性感的男人住在一起.. My boss hates me and I live with two hot guys..
..却没人对我感兴趣 ..who aren't interested in me at all.
所以这根本就不符合我的规划 I mean, that was definitely not my plan.
那你的规划是什么 Then, what was your plan?
我规划里 我已经是杂志社的老板了 In my plan, I'd have been the boss of the magazine by now..
或许我会和一个像你们这样的人结婚 ..and maybe I'd even be married to someone like you
那很好啊 你有计划 每个人都有 That's okay, man. You had plans. Everybody does.
我以前也有 我想长大后成为名演员 I did as well. I planned to be an actor when I grew up.
有成百上千的粉丝 整天给我照相 To have millions of fans who'd take pictures of me all day and night.
很明显 梦想没成真 Obviously that didn't happen.
一个都没实现 And neither does one expect them to happen
孩童时的梦想始终是梦想 不是吗 库纳尔 Childhood dreams remain dreams. Right, Kunal?
哦 拜托 不会吧 难道是真的？ Oh, come on! No way. Are you serious?
怎么了 What?
你一直都想当摄影师？ You always wanted to be a photographer?
我梦想实现了 没办法 My dream came true. I can't help it.
你知道么妮雅 我们走 You know what, Neha? Let's go, man.
在他完美的人生里 可没有给我们这些失败者的地方 Because there's no place for losers like us in his perfect life.
我们找个角落哭吧 走 Let's go to that corner and cry. - Come on!
走啊 Come on!
你知道么 你是对的 You know, guys. You're right.
我很开心 我生活的确完美 I'm happy and my life is truly perfect.
那是因为我有你们俩 And that's only because I have the two of you in my life.
想想看 如果你结婚了 Think about it. Had you married somebody..
你在迈阿密海滩被粉丝追.. ..and you had been shooting at a beach in Miami..
那我们怎么能相识呢 我们三个失败者 ..then how would we have met. We three losers?
不管说什么做什么 这份友谊 And whatever said and done, this friendship is much more..
..要比我们的任何规划都要珍贵 不是吗 ..rocking than any plan we might have had. Right?
库纳尔 Kunal!
伙计 说得太棒了 Dude, that was really good.
一起 Group hug!
谢谢 Thank you.
-晚安 -晚安 Goodnight. - Goodnight.
-萨姆尔拜拜 -晚安 Bye, Sam. - Goodnight.
-晚安 -晚安 Goodnight. - Goodnight.
听着 我可不想让他解雇我 Listen, I hope he doesn't fire me from the job.
如果他那样做 我就让库纳尔打折他的腿 If he does something like that, then I'll tell Kunal to break his legs.
毕竟 他也该好好使使他的肌肉了 When will he put his muscles to good use, after all?
放心吧 会没事的 Chill. It'll be okay.
-萨姆尔 爱你 -好梦 Sam, love you. - Sleep well.
噢 上帝啊 Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!
为什么我那么开心 Why is the heart so happy? Why..
噢 上帝啊 Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!
哪里是天 哪里是地 Where is the sky and where is the earth..
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
你出现了 我失去理智了 Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself.
我不知道 I don't know..
我糊涂了 I've lost my senses.
我建造梦中的城堡 I built my castle of dreams.
我什么时候能睁开眼睛 When did I open my eyes..
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
哪里是天 哪里是地 Where is the sky and where is the earth..
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
噢上帝啊 Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!
为什么我那么开心 Why is the heart so happy? Why..
噢上帝啊 Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!
这就是爱情 Got to be love..
这一定就是爱情 It's got to be love.
这就是爱情 Got to be love..
因为它让我无法自己 'Because it's really got me going.
爱让我无法自己 It's got me going.
这就是爱情 Got to be love..
因为它让我无法自己 'Because it's really got me going.
怎样的天时地利人和 我才能成为你的爱人 How, when and where did I become yours.
堕入爱河我失去了理智 I was lost in thought while I fell in love.
我的梦想 我的心 我的呼吸.. My dreams, my heart and my breath..
..都激动不安 ..caused such a flutter..
我看着你 激动不安 This has happened many times when I've looked at you.
如果你愿意 我的心会一直为你跳动 If you wish, this heart shall always remain yours.
我该怎么表达 我不知道 我不知道 What else do I say? I don't know. I don't know.
哪里是天 哪里是地 Where is the sky and where is the earth?
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
噢上帝啊 Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!
为什么我那么开心 Why is the heart so happy? Why..
噢上帝啊 Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!
哪里是天 哪里是地 Where is the sky and where is the earth?
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
你出现了 我失去理智了 Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself.
我不知道 I don't know..
我糊涂了 I've lost my senses.
我建造梦中的城堡 I built my castle of dreams.
我什么时候能睁开眼睛 When did I open my eyes..
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
哪里是天 哪里是地 Where is the sky and where is the earth?
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
这就是爱情 Got to be love..
因为爱让我无法自己 Because it's really got me going.
爱让我无法自己 It's got me going.
这就是爱情 Got to be love..
因为爱让我无法自己 Because it's really got me going.
爱让我无法自己 It's got me going.
这就是爱情 Got to be love..
因为爱让我无法自己 Because it's really got me going.
这就是爱情 It's got me going.
爱让我无法自己 Got to be love..
因为爱让我无法自己 Because it's really got me going.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you all to meet..
请大家热烈的掌声 欢迎我们的新主编.. ..the man of the hour. Please give a big hand to our..
阿比曼纽.辛格 先生 ..new chief editor, Mr. Abhimanyu Singh.
他就要来了 He shall arrive in this wait..
我的心飞向他 My heart floats away to the place which my dreams reveal.
我感到他就在身边 It feels like he's near me.
为什么会这样 我热切的期盼着他 Why is it so? My eyes eagerly search for him.
我失去了理智 I've lost my senses.
筑起我梦的城堡 I built my castle of dreams.
何时梦醒 When did I open my eyes..
我不知道 I don't know..
天空在哪里 大地在哪里 Where is the sky and where is the earth?
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
爱情降临 我无法自拔 Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself.
我不知道 I don't know..
我失去了理智 I've lost my senses.
筑起我梦的城堡 I built my castle of dreams.
何时梦醒 When did I open my eyes..
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
天空在哪里 大地在哪里 Where is the sky and where is the earth..
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
晚上好 谢谢大家今晚来到这里 Good evening, everyone. Thank you for being here tonight.
我想向大家介绍 一位特别的女士 I'd like to introduce all of you to someone who is very special.
她为我们今天的成功.. Someone who's truly and entirely responsible..
..做出了巨大的贡献 ..for our success tonight.
女士们 先生们 妮雅.梅尔韦尼小姐 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Neha Melwani.
哦 上帝啊 哦 上帝啊 Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!
我的心为何如此快乐 为什么 Why is the heart so happy? Why..
哦 上帝啊 哦 上帝啊 Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my Lord!
对不起 我把你的冰激凌碰到地上了 I'm sorry I dropped your ice cream.
我赔你一个好吗 Okay. How about I buy you another one?
求你了 原谅我吧 -好吧 Please, please. - Alright.
好的 Okay.
你叫什么 -维尔 What's your name? - Veer.
你呢 What's your name?
我叫妮雅 -谢谢 My name is Neha. - Thank you.
谢谢 给你 -好的 再见 Thank you. Here you go. - Okay, bye.
我不知道你结婚了 I didn't know that you were married.
是啊 不过她离开了我们 I was. Not anymore. She left us.
对不起 阿比 我不知道.. I'm really sorry, Abhi. I didn't realise.. I had no idea.
我不是指她去世了 I didn't mean that she passed away
她跟别人跑了 She left me for somebody else. - Oh!
妮莎走了以后 我妈妈就跟我住在一起 After Nisha left, I had to ask my mom to stay with us.
那个时候 我很需要她 尤其是维尔 At that point of time, I needed her more than Veer.
但是几个月以后 她也离开了我们 But even she left us a few months back.
跟谁 For whom?
没什么 -对不起 It's okay. - I'm sorry.
喂 萨姆尔 你好 Hello! - Sam! - Hello!
萨姆尔 我刚刚接了个大项目 -哇哦 Sam, guess what! I've been given a big project to shoot. - Wow!
今天要去费城拍摄 I know. I've to got go to Philadelphia for the shoot today.
我明天回来 I'll be back tomorrow.
我明天回来 -现在就走 I'll be back tomorrow. - You're leaving,
别去嘛 -萨姆尔 冰箱里有吃的 记着告诉妮雅 Don't go. - Sam, the food is in the fridge, tell Neha also.
好吧 我会想你的 我的小宝贝 -拜拜 萨姆尔 Ok. I'll miss you, my jiggereypoo. - Bye, Sam. - Bye.
我找妮雅.梅尔韦尼 Ya hi! Neha Melwani, please.
我要给你个惊喜 妮雅 等等 It's a surprise, Neha. Wait for two minutes.
你不用这样做也可以让我惊喜 萨姆尔 Oh! But you can surprise me without all this too, you know Sam.
不 Nope.
到了 -好的 Right here. - Okay.
准备好了 -是的 快点 Ready? - Yes, please.
3-2-1 .. 3-2-1..
哇哦 Wow!
惊喜吗 Surprised?
是的 Yes!
这些都是你的 Well, it's all yours.
好的 Okay.
我想给你样东西当你90岁的时候 I want to give you something. So that when you're 90 years old..
当你变的健忘 ..and you've lost your memory, you can't see clearly..
变的眼花耳聋 ..you're hard of hearing and basically..
孤身一人的时候 ..be alone then..
这些会对你用的 ..then this will be extremely useful to you.
你知道为什么吗 -为什么 Do you know why? - Why?
因为它包含了我和最好的朋友 Because it contains every moment, every second..
在一起的每一分每一秒 ..that I've spent with my dearest friend.
我叫它萨姆尔和妮雅日记 I call it my Sam and Neha diary.
你第一次给我做饭 The first time you cooked for me..
我享用了你的成果 后来还吃了样东西 ..I enjoyed eating it. And then I ate something else..
助消化药 Digestive pills.
萨姆尔 Sam!
我们第一次散步 -我记得 The first time we went for a walk. - I remember that.
我们看了日出和月夜 We gazed at the sunset and then at the moonlit night.
你那晚真美 By the way, you were looking very pretty that night.
萨姆尔 Sam!
我们在一起欢歌笑语 Our first moments of joy, moments of laughter..
我们第一次在雨中 And then our first time in the rain.
接下来 是萨姆和妮雅日子中 You know what? This is the most beautiful moment..
最美好的一刻 ..in Sam and Neha's diary.
这是.. -笑一笑 But here.. - Smile.
萨姆 这太完美了 Sam, it's perfect.
谢谢你 Thank you.
好了 我们再看看这本书 Okay, let's go through the book. Okay.
恭喜你 副主编 Co-chief editor, congrats.
迟来的一切 This should've happened long back.
他们只是提升了你 Have they just given you a promotion..
给你加薪了吗 -当然 ..or will they increase your pay as well? - Of course.
这是您要的号码 Here's your size, sir.
谢谢 我一会就来 Thank you. Guys, I'm just coming.
我喜欢这件 我试试怎么样 Hey! I really like that. Think I should try it on?
好的 Yes. - Ok.
妮雅 Neha!
妮雅 萨姆尔 Neha! - Sam!
妮雅 有件事我想告诉你 Neha, I want to tell you something.
是这样 It's just that..
这些天我对你感觉有些不一样 I've been feeling Differently towards you for the last few days.
萨姆尔 Sam!
让我说完 好吗 就一会 Just let me speak, okay? Just one minute..
跟你在一起的时候 我体会到了些不一样的东西 Whenever I'm with you, I feel something different.
萨姆尔 Sam.
我知道你想说我是个同性恋 I know. I know you're going to say that I'm gay.
但是假如.. 假如我不是同性恋 那么.. But just suppose.. suppose I wasn't gay. Then..
你会怎么想 What would you have said?
萨姆尔 Sam..
你能不能说点什么 妮雅 What'd you have said other than my name, Neha?
萨姆尔 -妮雅 Sam. - Neha.
萨姆尔 你怎么了 Sam! What's wrong with you?!
妮雅 Neha?!
库纳尔 Kunal?!
你爱上妮雅了 -是的 怎么了 You love Neha? - Yes, so?
不 你不能爱她 -为什么 No, you can't. - Why?
因为我爱妮雅 Because I love Neha.
你们俩在干嘛 Guys, what are you doing?
快出来 You guys are getting out of here right now.
你们不知道这很让人尴尬吗 This is so embarrassing, you know?
等一会 One minute.
你什么时候爱上妮雅的 Since when have you been in love with Neha?
什么什么时候哦 这也有时间限制吗 What do you mean since when? Is there a time limit to it?
是的 先到先得 售完截止 Yes, offer open only till stocks last.
是的 妮雅现在单身 所以我就有机会 Exactly. And Neha is single now. So the sale is on!
嘿 这可不是“买一送一”的促销 Hey! This isn't a 'buy one and get one free' scheme.
是我先来的 所以我要先对她表白 I came here before you, so I'll tell her first.
够了 够了 That's it. That's it.
恶心 太恶心了 Disgusting! Disgusting behaviour!
不 看到了吗 她讨厌你 No, no. Saw that? She hates you.
是吗 如果她听到 你刚才说了什么 Yes? And if she'd heard what you had to say..
她会更讨厌你 ..then she'd have hated you even more and more than that..
她会把我们两个都扔出那房子 ..she'll throw us out of the house.
那又怎么样 让她扔吧 我才不在乎 So what, man?! Let her throw us out. I don't care.
如果担心这个 我就永远不能告诉她了 If I worry about that then I'll never be able to tell her that..
我爱她 ..I love her.
你不能失去房子 失去房子就等于失去妮雅 No you can't because no house equals no Neha.
明白了 You got it?
现在怎么办 What do we do now?
萨姆尔 明天是妮雅的生日 Hey Sam, it's Neha's birthday tomorrow.
我想为她做点特别的事 I'm planning something special for her.
我知道一个新地方 很棒 I know a new place, it's really cool
工作完事后 我带她去那 After work I'll pick her up and bring her there.
9点正我们在那见 Meet us there by 9 sharp.
好了 库纳尔 告诉我我们去哪 Enough is enough, Kunal. Tell me, where are we going?
没什么特别的就是吃饭看电影 Nothing special. Just dinner and a movie.
萨姆尔在哪 -萨姆尔有点事来不了 Where is Sam? - Sam had some important work.
库纳尔 妮雅 Kunal! Neha!
库纳尔 Kunal!
库纳尔 这简直太美了 Wow! Kunal, I mean.. I must say, it's a beautiful surprise.
真让人难以置信 It's fantastic.
这是什么 What's this?
愿意跟我共进晚餐吗 Will you have dinner with me?
我愿意 Sure.
《砰然心动》这是 我最喜欢的电影 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,' my favourite movie.
你怎么知道的 How do you know that?
喜欢吗 Do you like it?
开玩笑吗 这是我的最爱 这简直太棒了 Are you kidding? I love it. Oh it's perfect!
来 我们去那边 Come, let's go.
就像她的父亲（电影台词） Just like her father.
怎么了 What happened?
没有音乐 No music.
库纳尔 这太搞笑了 看看他的脸 Hey, Kunal! What an idea! You should've seen his face.
你是对的 他给我的猫咪俱乐部带来了无穷的欢乐 You were right. He gave a lot of pleasure to my kitty party group.
这是你的主意？ This was your idea?!
什么 What?
什么 你觉得这很可笑吗 What?! You think it's funny?
听着 萨姆尔 放松些 Listen, Sam. Relax.
放松些 -萨姆尔 Relax?! - Sam.
库纳尔 Kunal!
你们怎么了 What's wrong with you guys?
有什么事慢慢说 If there's a problem then we can talk about it.
他们昨晚第一次吵架 They crossed the limit last night. They were fighting.
竟然动手打了对方 Actually, hitting each other.
我是说 有什么解决不了的事 I mean, there's a solution to everything.
非要动手才行 What's the need to get violent?
你能不能给点意见 Can you.. can you just say something?
我只想玩我的游戏机 Please, I want to play on my Play-station.
维尔 维尔 Veer. Veer!
妮雅 我想知道..我能不能 Neha, I was wondering if.. actually I'm..
明晚我有个聚会 你想不想去 I have invites to a party tonight and if you wish..
好的 I'd love to.
不行 我答应萨姆尔和库纳尔 Oh no! I promised Sam and Kunal..
带他们出去 让他们谈谈 ..that I'll take them out so that they can chat..
解决他们之间的问题 ..and sort out everything.
没关系 可以带他们一起去聊聊 That's okay. Bring them along. They can chat and maybe..
或者我们也能谈谈 ..the two of us as well.
听起来不错 你定下来吗 Sounds good. You're sure, right?
是的 -好的 Yeah! - Okay.
晚上10点 在迪奥诺酒店 10pm. The Delano.
女士们先生们欢迎大家参加 Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome here, to..
..儿童慈善拍卖活动 ..the inaugural children's charity event auction.
今晚将见到一些精美无比的艺术作品 We've got some amazing works of art here tonight.
我左边的这件是 The work you can see over to my left is a piece..
著名艺术家汉弗莱.鲍狄克的作品 ..by the renowned artist Humphrey Bovedink.
别担心 萨姆尔和库纳尔和我在一起 No, no, don't worry. Sam and Kunal are with me.
你忙你的 好的 拜拜 You take your time, Okay, bye. I'll see you.
..身体消腐后 他的衣服掉落在他的身侧 ..after the rigor mortis wore off they flopped down to his sides.
这真是一件令人惊叹的作品 This is an amazing piece of art if we can start the bidding..
我们今晚拍卖的价格是2000 有没有人 ..right now, tonight.. at 2000. 2000! 2000! Do I have 2000?
好的 有人出2000 3000 Yes, we've got 2000 over there. 3000! 3000!
有没有人出3000 Any takers for 3000?
谢谢 4000 有没有出4000 Thank you. 4000. 4000. Anybody for 4000?
好了 你们到底怎么了 All right. Guys, what's the problem?
别这样 你们要吵多久 Stop it. How long are you going to keep fighting like this?
你们谈谈 把问题解决了 Talk to each other, just spell it out, sort it out.
好吧库纳尔 告诉我 我来解决这个问题 Fine. Kunal, you tell me. I'll solve the problem.
告诉我 Just tell me.
你想知道 -是的 Do you want to know? - Yes.
你真想知道 Do you really want to know? - Yes, Sam.
我真想知道 I really want to know.
好吧 库纳尔爱上了别人 Fine. There's somebody else in Kunal's life.
什么 -什么 What?! - What?!
3500 非常感谢 先生 3500. Thank you very much, sir.
他欺骗我 这个花花公子 He is cheating on me, the dog!
是谁 -奥斯特 With whom? - Rustom.
奥斯特 -那是谁 Rustom? - Who's that?
他的私人教练 -我的教练？ His personal trainer. - Mine?
这是真的吗 库纳尔 Is this true, Kunal?
是真的 你问他干嘛 问我 Yes, it is true. Why are you asking him? Ask me.
你知道吗每天他从健身房回来 Do you know that everyday when he returns from the gym..
我问他都做了什么健身 ..I ask him so lovingly if he worked out a lot.
你知道他怎么回答我吗 -他说什么？ And do you know what he replies? - What?
今天我做了100个引体向上 200个俯卧撑 Today, I did 1 00 pull-ups and 200 push-ups.
现在我知道他在跟谁做俯卧撑了 Now I know whom he was doing his push-ups on.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
4000 4000 谢谢 4000. 4000. Thank you.
别难过 Need a hug.. - I'm so sorry.
他在说谎 This is a lie.
这是真的 No, it's true.
真相是他什么都不能做 The truth is that he can't do anything
什么 What?!
什么 -不是 What?! - No.
4500 非常感谢 这位女士 4500. Thank you very much, madam.
是的 -不是 Yes! - Yes. No!
他无能妮雅我从没跟人提起过 He's incapable, Neha. I've never told this to anybody before this.
我陪他度过生命中所有的时光 But I stood by him at every step in life..
可是他给了我什么 ..and what did he give me in return?
我得到的只有猜疑 All I got was suspicion.
5000 非常感谢 先生 5000. Thank you very much, sir.
是啊 我们到外面去 我来消除你的疑惑 Oh yeah! Come outside I'll clear your doubts
我带你看奥斯特 And I'll show you Rustom. - Yes. - Yes.
来吧 我们走 来啊 Come on. Let's do it, man. Come on!
来 Yes! Come on! - Come on!
哦 上帝啊 Oh! Jesus!
我们该走了 -好的 We should go. - Okay.
你们要去哪 Where are you going?
是他干的 It was him.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen, there has been..
我们的第一件物品有点小变动 ..a slight change in lot number one.
在这次拍卖会中我们将向您拍卖的是 What we are offering you here at this children's charity event..
成人特别之夜 ..is an adults-only, one night special.
与这两位绅士的纵情之夜 A night of absolute debauchery with these two gentlemen over here.
他们的起拍价格是400美元 We're going to start the bidding for both of them at $400.
400 有人出400元吗 400. Do I hear $400?
10块 -10块 $1 0. - $1 0?
是的 10块 我们 现在有20元了 Right, $1 0. Then could we have $20?
来吧 宝贝 脱啊 Come on, baby. Take it off. Take it off.
5000 $5000!
5000 归你了那位漂亮的女士 5000! Sold to the beautiful, beautiful woman over there.
没人有权利分享你们 Nobody else has a right over the two of you.
你们只属于我 You belong to me.
我的姑娘 我的姑娘 My Indian girl, my Indian girl..
摘掉你的耳环 Drop your earrings..
当你注视着她时 你将被融化 If your eyes meet hers, then you shall melt.
随着节奏舞动 Dance to the beats..
你的舞步牵动着每个人的心跳 Everybody's heartbeat matches your steps.
摆动身躯 设下陷阱 Sways her body and lays the trap.
让心愈发骚动 Makes the heart grow restless.
没人见过这样的女孩 Every Romeo agrees they have never seen such a girl.
没人见过这样的女孩 They have never seen such a girl.
我遇见过成千上万的女孩 I've seen millions of other girls.
没人像你 我的印度女孩 There isn't anybody like my Indian girl.
我见过成千上万的女孩 I've seen a million other girls..
你是最漂亮的 ..but the prettiest among them is my Indian girl.
谁是这世上最性感的女孩 Who's the hottest girl in the world?
我的印度女孩 My Indian girl, my Indian girl..
她令你的世界充满惊叹 With her grooves, she'll rock your world.
我的印度女孩 我的印度女孩 My Indian girl, my Indian girl..
看着她摆动的腰身 会让你魂牵梦绕 If you look at her hips sway, it will add colour to your dreams.
紧紧握着她的双手 会让你醉生梦死 When she holds their hands, her lovers die smiling.
无论哪里 你都找不到这样的女孩 Search wherever you'd like, but you won't find such a girl.
我见过成千上万的女孩 I've seen millions of other girls.
没人像你 我的印度女孩 There isn't anybody like my Indian girl.
我见过成千上万的 I've seen a million other girls..
你是最漂亮的一个 ..but the prettiest among them is my Indian girl.
谁是这世上最性感的女孩 Who's the hottest girl in the world?
我的印度女孩 我的印度女孩 My Indian girl, my Indian girl..
她令你的世界充满惊叹 With her grooves, she'll rock your world.
我的印度女孩 我的印度女孩 My Indian girl, my Indian girl..
无论走到哪里 所有的目光追随着我 Wherever I go, every eye follows me.
无论到了哪里 所有人都心跳不已 Wherever I pause, so do a million heartbeats.
别人的眼神告诉我只有在梦里.. Everybody's eyes told me that they've seen a girl..
..才能遇见想我这样的女孩 ..Like me, only in their dreams.
像我这样的女孩 A girl like me!
我遇见过成千上万的女孩 I've seen millions of other girls.
没人像你 印度女孩 There isn't anybody like an Indian girl.
我遇见过成千上万的女孩 I've seen a million other girls..
你是最漂亮的那个 我的印度女孩 ..but the prettiest among them is my Indian girl.
谁是这世上最性感的女孩 Who's the hottest girl in the world?
我的印度女孩 我的印度女孩 My Indian girl, my Indian girl..
她令你的世界充满惊叹 With our grooves, she'll rock your world.
我的印度女孩 我的印度女孩 My Indian girl, Indian girl..
摘掉你的耳环 Drop your earrings..
你会被她的眼神融化 If your eyes meet hers, then you shall melt.
跟随节拍起舞 Dance to the beats..
所有人跟随你心跳 Everybody's heartbeat matches your steps.
她摇摆的身躯装点着曼妙的舞曲 Sways her body and lays the trap.
我的心狂跳不已 Makes the heart grow restless.
没人见过像你这样的女孩 Every Romeo agrees that they have never seen such a girl.
他们从没见过像你这样的女孩 They have never seen such a girl.
我见过成千上万的女孩 I've seen millions of other girls.
没人像你 我的印度女孩 There isn't anybody like my Indian girl.
我见过成千上万的女孩 I've seen a million other girls..
她是最漂亮的 我的印度女孩 ..but the prettiest among them is my Indian girl.
谁是这世上最性感的女孩 Who's the hottest girl in the world?
我的印度女孩 我的印度女孩 My Indian girl, my Indian girl..
她令你的世界充满惊叹 With her grooves, she'll rock your world.
我的印度女孩 我的印度女孩 My Indian girl, my Indian girl..
那是谁 Who is that?
妮雅的老板 Neha's boss.
看样子他想踢我出局 It seems her boss wants to toss us out.
现在怎么办 What do we do now?
无论干什么 我们一起行动 Whatever we do, we'll do it together.
惊喜 Surprise!
惊喜 怎么了 Surprise! Dude, what's up? - Huh?
你不认识我了 是我 库纳尔 Didn't you recognise me? It's me. Kunal.
妮雅的朋友兼室友 Neha's friend and roommate.
我是萨姆尔 And I'm Sam.
这房子真可怕 Dude, what a house?! Awesome!
是啊 我希望你没什么问题 Yes, man. I hope you don't have a problem.
我想你是妮雅的朋友 We thought that you're Neha's friend..
妮雅也是我们的朋友 他们也是我们的朋友.. ..and Neha's our friend. They're all our friends..
所以大家都是你的朋友 很棒对不对 ..so everybody's your friend. Cool? Cool!
大家听着 我们来个聚会 Guys, let's have a party!
别害羞 朋友 随意点 Don't be shy, buddy. Feel at home.
你觉得妮雅怎么样 Dude, what do you think of Neha?
妮雅是这世上最好的姑娘 Neha. Neha is the prettiest girl on the planet.
最可爱的姑娘 她很 有趣 很漂亮 很狂野 The loveliest. She's funny, good looking, a little crazy.
你是要这样说吗 Weren't you about to say this?
这就是问题 你什么也没说 That's the problem. You don't say anything.
说点什么 朋友 Say something, buddy.
他真是害羞的家伙 没问题 He's a shy fellow. No problem.
别担心 我们会帮你的 Don't worry. We'll say whatever is to be said.
毕竟 他们是你的朋友 你是妮雅的朋友 -是的 After all, they're all your friends. You're Neha's friend. - Yes.
妮雅是我们的朋友 -没错 Neha's our friend? - Exactly.
我们会帮你 -是的 这看起来是个交易 We will have to help you - Yes, sounds like a deal.
那么妮雅 你为什么喜欢阿比 So Neha, why do you like Abhi?
我觉得他很一般 I think he's just about okay.
什么 拜托 他很帅 What?! Please! He's totally cool.
你看起来就像个傻瓜 You look like a crazy fool.
是吗 这件可是阿玛尼 朋友 Really? But it's an Armani, dude.
是吗 看来你会让妮雅无比失望 It is? Oh I see so you're willing to sacrifice all of Neha's wishes..
就因为你这件阿玛尼 ..just for your Armani.
再见 我要走了 他来了 Bye, guys. I'm going. That's him.
他不像现在的那些男人 只想着那件事 He's not like most guys today who think about just one thing.
什么 What?
你必须那样做 You have to do it.
不行 No, I can't do it.
为什么 难道你就没有过冲动 Why? No 'ting-tong' in your 'ding-dong'?
听说你很喜欢红酒 I heard that you like red wine a lot?
是的 谁告诉你的 Yes, who told you?
他还告诉我你喝完红酒后.. Whoever told me also told me that you get very naughty..
很放荡 ..after drinking red wine.
我能跟你们说件下流事吗 别笑我好吗 Shall I tell you something naughty? Don't laugh, okay?
好的 -保证 -好的 Okay. - Promise? - Sure.
我觉得他的胸毛很性感 I think his chest hair is so sexy.
准备好了 1-2-3 Ready? 1-2-3!
这地方真不错 This place is really nice.
喜欢吗 Like it?
很好 Nice.
他最大的有优点是很有风度 You know, the best thing about him is that he's chivalrous.
我是说 他知道我是个女强人 I mean, he knows that I'm a strong and successful..
但他从没忘记我也是个女人 ..career woman, but he never forgets that I'm also a girl.
她是个没用的女人吗 她的手有问题吗 Is she a helpless girl? Are her hands broken?
不是 但是 Yes, but..
那你干嘛替她推椅子 帮她开门 Then why do you have to pull her chair, open her bottle..
要平等待人 兄弟 Dude, treat her like an equal.
可是我.. But I do..
好吧 Oh, okay.
谢谢 皮埃尔 晚餐很完美 Thanks, Pierre. The table was perfect.
今晚很愉快 再见 And we had such a great time as usual. See you!
对不起 没事吧 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
吃错药了你 What is wrong with you?
妮雅 等等 Neha. Neha. Neha..
-别碰我 -我不是故意的 Don't touch me. - But Neha, listen..
阿比 你今晚太怪了 到底怎么了 What's wrong with you, Abhi? You're acting so weird.
要是不喜欢我可以直说 I mean, if you didn't like me, then you could've told me.
干嘛这么对我 Why do you have to behave like this?
是某种玩笑吗 真的很无聊 Is this some sort of a joke? Do you think this is funny? I don't.
玩笑 你觉得是玩笑吗 Joke? Do you think it's a joke to get yourself waxed?
你认为拔胸毛是个玩笑？ 穿的像个小丑是玩笑？ Wearing these ridiculous clothes, acting like an idiot
我也觉得这很没意思 你以为我喜欢吗 I don't think it's funny. Do you see me laughing?
是吗 算了 Do you? Forget it!
听我说 我很抱歉 Look, I'm sorry. I really want this to work and..
我只是希望你能喜欢.. ..I'm ready to do anything for that.
..为了你 任何事我都会去做 我都不在乎 I'll wear these kind of clothes, wax myself, anything. Okay?
可我从没要你这么做 But when did I ask you to do all of this?
女人的最爱 She loves it.
大胡子 别把你的毛弄得到处都是 Hey you, bag of hair. It looks good on top, not everywhere.
你嫉妒了 因为你没有 You're just jealous, you hairless wonder.
你没事吧 Hey! Are you okay?
你们真的彼此相爱吗 Do you love each other?
也许不是 I didn't think so.
妮雅 Neha..
我怎么知道 How do I know this?
阿比都告诉我了 Abhi..
你们去找他 让他做了很多无聊的事 The two of you met him, made him do all this..
你们干嘛要这样 Since when have you been hiding this from me?
妮雅 我们本来想告诉你的 Neha, we wanted to tell you, but..
可你没有 库纳尔 But you didn't tell me, Kunal.
妮雅 求你 别往心里去 Neha, look. Please. Forget whatever has happened.
我们不是故意的 We're really sorry.
从今以后 我们再不会干涉你了 Henceforth, everything will happen as per your wish.
我保证 我们真的不想你难过 I promise. Look, we really didn't mean to upset you. It's not..
怎么可能 萨姆 怎么能和以前一样 How is that, Sam? How can everything be like old times?
我们是最好的朋友 I mean, the three of us are best friends.
三个人都住在这里 三个人都爱上的是阿比.. We live in the same house. We like the same guy..
我知道你们在派对上见到阿比.. I know that Abhi is attractive and when you met him in the party..
..你们就会喜欢上他.. ..you might've fallen for him..
你们告诉我还怎么能像从前一样呢 Now, you tell me how everything can be just like old times.
我知道 我的存在 Somebody's heart will surely break..
会让某人不开心 ..and that too, because of one of us.
是我不好 Actually, it'll be because of me.
可阿比只喜欢女孩 Because Abhi only likes girls.
咱们三个中就只能是我 And I'm the only girl among the three of us.
你误会了 去吧 我不想要他 Sorry, keep him. I don't want him. Keep him.
干嘛这么大声 Why are you shouting?
有吗 我没有啊 去吧 Shouting? I'm not shouting. Keep him. I don't want him.
我对他根本没有兴趣 I'll live without him. I don't know about him.
相信我 我也没有 Trust me. There is no problem from my end.
都解决了 See, it's all good.
你们都不介意 You mean.. it's okay?
根本不会 去吧 Really, take him.
你们真太好了 我爱你们 Guys, I love you. I love you guys so much.
我们也是 Yes. Okay.
现在怎么办 Okay, what do we do now?
兵来将挡 水来土掩 A hard blow in a hard way.
我不想去寄宿学校 No, I won't go to a boarding school.
维尔 男儿有泪不轻弹 No, Veer. Good children don't cry.
你爸爸和妮雅阿姨早就想好了 Neha and your dad have planned everything out.
他们一结婚就甩掉你 They'll throw you out after their wedding.
不会的 爸爸很疼我 No, that won't happen. My dad loves me a lot.
才不会呢 This won't happen.
以前是的 但现在他爱的是妮雅阿姨 不是吗？ He used to. He loves Neha now. Isn't it?
不会的 No!
库纳尔 别逗他了 Kunal, you shouldn't make children cry.
更何况你怎么证明 What proof do you have?
证明？ 今晚你爸回家以后.. Proof? When your dad returns home tonight..
..就告诉他你不舒服 ..you tell him that you're not well.
可只要妮雅阿姨一打电话.. But then Neha will call and your dad will leave you suffering..
你爸爸就会抛下你 ..and go out with Neha.
那时你就会知道你爸爸有多爱你了 Then you'll know how much your dad loves you.
我不信 No!
库纳尔 别玩了 Kunal, so mean.
阿比其实还不赖 Abhi's actually very sweet.
你们发展得太快了 See, this is your problem. Too sweet!
如果你现在给他打电话你就明白了 If you were to call him now you'd get to know all about his sweetness.
他会这么说 Yes. He'd answer your call and say.
妮雅 对不起 今天不行 Hello! Hi, Neha. Oh, I'm so sorry. Not today..
我不太舒服 I'm not feeling well.
够了 他干嘛撒谎 Shut up, guys. Why would he lie?
他今早上班时精神很好 He came to office this morning. And he was perfectly fine.
看 妮雅 这就是你不对了 太天真 See, Neha. This is your problem. You're too loyal.
他和谁一起住 Is there anybody else at his home?
家里还有什么人 妈妈 姐妹 爸爸 Does he live with anybody else Mom? Sister? Father?
他有个儿子 怎么了 Yes, he has a son. Anything else?
那他就会说他儿子不舒服 Alright so he'll say his son isn't well.
他没必要说谎 He doesn't need to lie to me.
妮雅 男人都一样 Neha, all guys are the same.
我敢跟你打赌 Yes, you can bet on that.
好啊 Yes, you're on.
-喂 -是我 Hello. - Hi.
妮雅 Hey Neha!
我很想你 今晚一起出去吧 I was missing you a lot. Let's do something exciting today.
今晚恐怕不行 Not tonight. It's a bit difficult.
为什么 你不舒服 Why? Are you suddenly not well?
不是我 是维尔 No, not me. Veer isn't feeling well.
维尔 很好 Veer? Fine.
妮雅 Neha!
没发烧 想不想玩电子游戏 Hey! No fever. Do you want to play videogames?
好啊 Yes!
小淘气 你不是不舒服吗 Naughty boy! You just said you're not feeling well?
你自己玩游戏 我出去一会 Okay, you can play videogames. But Can I go out for one hour?
-不行 -就一小时 No. - Just one hour.
-那也不行 -求你了 No. - Please.
-那好吧 -你真乖 Okay. - I love you.
我觉得他嫉妒你 You know, I think he is jealous of you.
嫉妒我 Of me?
我一直觉得当我遇到真命天子 You know I always knew that, when I meet someone..
我会为了他赶走所有情敌 ..I would have to fight a little for him.
但我从没想过 But with his 5 year old son I mean..
对手会是个5岁的孩子 ..that's really something I not thought about.
我也一直觉得 当我遇到梦中情人 I also knew that when I meet someone..
我会为了她赶走所有情敌 ..I would have to fight for her a little bit..
但我从没想过对手会是同性恋 ..but with her 2 gay friends never thought of that.
亏得他们是同性恋 You know you very lucky that both of them are gay..
要不然竞争会很激烈的 ..or else the competition would be really tough.
但赢家肯定是我 Yes, but I would've won.
这么肯定 Really and why is that?
我很正直 不会骗你 也不会让你伤心 Because I am honest, I would never lie to you or break your heart.
我会改变自己来迎合你 I would change myself but never try to change you.
关键是 我某方面很厉害 But most importantly, I would win because I am really good in..
阿比 你在说什么 天哪 Abhi, I can'n believe you just said that. Oh my God!
篮球赛 真棒 Basketball match? So sweet!
库纳尔 别闹了 我认真的 Kunal, this is no time to joke. I'm really serious.
我在说正经事 That's what I'm saying. It's very serious.
你们全家会一起出去 You'll are all going out together for the first time.
你和爸爸还有新妈妈 You, your daddy and your new mummy.
新妈妈 她会教训我吗 Mummy? Will she shout at me?!
你会教训他吗 妮雅 You'll have to shout at him, Neha.
要是他没礼貌就收拾他 If he misbehaves, then you'll have to shout at him.
不会的 他很乖 I can't shout at him. He's so sweet.
叔叔 她不会打我吧 Uncle, she won't beat me, right?
你就扇他两巴掌 I think you should give him a slap or two
你疯了吗 怎么能打孩子 Are you crazy?! How can I slap a kid?
维尔 今天是个大日子 Think about it, Veer. Today is the day you will have to..
以后你过什么日子就看它了 ..decide what you want your future to be like.
什么意思 What do you mean?
很简单 成败在此一举 It's simple. Today is a trailor of what the rest of..
以后的日子就靠它了 ..your life is going to be like.
库纳尔 我很紧张 Kunal, I'm really nervous. Will you and Sam
你和萨姆尔也来吧 Please come to the game.
放心 我们一定到 Don't worry, we're here for you.
叔叔 谢谢你 Thank you, uncle.
-我们太坏了 -的确很讨厌 We're sick. - Disgusting!
你好 Hello!
你好 请接阿比曼纽.辛格先生 Hello, may I speak with Abhimanyu Singh please?
他现在不在 要留言吗 He's not here. Can I take a message please?
实际上是关于戒指的订单 Well, actually this is about the ring he ordered.
戒指 The ring?
有意思吧 Enjoyed it?
你好 我是 等一下 Hello. Yes, speaking. No, you wait.
-我出去一下马上回来 -好的 I'll come out. I'll just come. - Yes, sure.
我想去洗手间 I want to go to the bathroom.
现在吗 维尔 You want to go right now, Veer?
我快憋不住了 Yes, I want to go right now.
维尔 再忍一会儿 Veer, wait for two minutes please.
憋不住了 No, I want to go right now.
维尔 爸爸马上就来 让他带你去 Veer, dad will be here in a minute. He'll take you there.
不行 憋不住了 No, I want to go right now.
维尔 再等等 你去哪 Veer, please wait. Please. Veer, where are you going?
维尔 别闹 要不然我就 Veer, stop it. Veer, otherwise I'll give you..
老实坐下 Sit there.
-我不是那意思 -你们看来很开心 Look, I'm sorry, okay? Papa.. - You're having fun.
喂 你们在哪 Hello! Hey, where are you guys?
我马上就来 Hi, I'll be right back.
去吧 Okay.
谢天谢地 你们终于来了 Oh, my God! Thank God that you guys are here.
你们都不知到我有多不自在 You have no idea how stressed I am. Okay?
和你们聊完之后 我接了个电话 After the two of you hung up, I got another phone call.
是珠宝店打的 Actually, the call was for Abhi. From a jewellery store.
说他订的戒指已经到了 To tell him that the engagement ring is ready.
而且马上就会送到 And that it's going to be delivered here, you know.
你们怎么了 What you don't get it? He's going..
他想在中场休息向我求婚 ..to propose here at half-time.
很漂亮 Nice, isn't it?
我很紧张 You know, I'm really nervous.
你们觉得呢 答不答应 我该怎么说 What do you think? Yes or no? What should I say?
我非常希望她能答应 I really hope she says yes.
我心都乱了 I really can't make sense of it.
我觉得太快了 I mean, so quickly all this.
老实说我还没想过结婚 Honestly I hadn't even thought about marriage.
拜托 别傻站着 Guys, come on. Say something.
你们觉得我该说 什么 答应他吗 What do I say? You think I should do it? Shall I say 'yes'?
不答应 Say, 'no'.
别答应他 妮雅 Say 'no', Neha.
求你了爸爸 别丢下我 Please, papa. Please don't leave me.
我不喜欢她 她很凶 I don't like her. She's very mean.
为什么说不答应 But why should I say, 'no'?
当我们什么都没说 Forget it.
别就这么走了 No, no, don't walk away from me.
干嘛要说不 Why are you saying, 'no'?
妮雅 顺其自然吧 Neha, let it be.
你什么意思 萨姆尔 What is your problem, Sam?
我的意思是我爱你 My problem is that I'm in love with you.
我们都喜欢你 妮雅 Both of us love you, Neha.
你没发现吗 你真的一点都感觉不到 Have you noticed nothing? Are you really that blind?
要是没有你 Have you gone..
别这样 萨姆尔 Relax, Sam.
但你们是 But you both are..
我们不是同性恋 We're not gay.
很抱歉 我们撒谎了 We lied to you. And we're sorry for that.
我们也没想到会这样 We never thought that this would happen.
我们会都爱上你 That both of us would fall in love with you.
我们没法控制自己 妮雅 And we can't apologise to you for that, Neha.
我不能 对不起 I can't. I'm sorry.
妮雅 维尔 Neha, Veer..
维尔没办法接受 对不起 妮雅 Veer, doesn't want.. I'm sorry, Neha.
对不起 I'm sorry.
萨姆尔 听我说 Don't Sam.
离开这吧 Please go away from here.
我不想再见到你们 I don't need any of you.
不想你们再出现在我眼前 I don't need any of you in my life.
搬家吧 Just get out of my house.
现在就搬 Just go!
感觉不到光亮 感觉不到雨滴 The light is a little less bright. The rain is a little less wet.
再也没有微风 再也没有希望 The breeze blows less often. Desires are less in life.
时间就此停止 Time has stopped such that..
一切都是为你 ..it seems as if it waits for you.
主题：辞职信
为什么我如此难过 Why does my every breath seem to be crying?
为什么我如此孤单 Why do I seem to have befriended loneliness?
我不知道怎么了 I don't know what this is.
生命没有白天 Every morning seems to be a dark night.
感觉不到光亮 感觉不到雨滴 The light is a little less bright. The rain is a little less wet.
时间就此停止 Time has stopped such that..
一切都是为你 ..it seems as if it waits for you.
编号E9147463 批准为同性居民 Case no.E9147463, petition for same sex residency,
恭喜你 从今天起 你就是合法同志了 Congrats from today, you are officially gay.
谢谢 Thanks.
-谢什么 -是你让我成为同性恋 - For what? For making me gay.
自从遇到了你 遇到了妮雅 It's because I became gay I found you, I found Neha..
我们成了朋友 还有了个家 ..found a friendship and a family.
踏出这道门 一切就都结束了 ..today, when I walk out that door.. It will all be over.
别误会 但我爱你 Don't get me wrong. I love you, dude.
我也是 Me too.
好了 Yes.
我们还缺一个拥抱 不是吗 We need a group hug, don't we?
快去找她 Let's go get our girl.
-喂 -阿姨是我 萨姆尔 Hello! - Hello, aunty. It's Sam.
臭小子 Naughty boy!
妮雅在吗 Hi, is Neha there?
她在德乐诺 Neha, she's gone to Dilno.
-德乐诺 -德乐诺酒店 Dilno?! - Dilno. Dilno hotel.
阿姨 是德兰诺 The Delano hotel, aunty!
不管怎么样 谢谢 回头见 Okay, good. Thanks a lot. See you soon.
-打完了 走吧 -德兰诺酒店 Phone's off. Let's go. - Delano hotel.
你好 很高兴见到你 Hey! How are you? Hey! Nice to see you.
怎么样 喜欢吗 就猜到你会来 You liked the show? All right, I guess I'll see you.
-再见 -多谢捧场 Bye. - Thank you.
妮雅 Neha.
妮雅 求你了 听我说 Neha, come on. Just hear us out. Please!
什么 What?
没错 我们撒谎了 还伤了你的心 Okay. Look, we know that we lied to you. We broke your heart..
还.. And.. and..
你来说 你不是很能讲吗 Will you say something? You're good at this.
妮雅 我们撒谎了 还伤了你的心 Yes, Neha, we know that we lied to you. We broke your heart..
-这我说过了 -我在酝酿 I just said that. - I'm trying..
快酿 你怎么了 怯场了 Try harder. Have you lost it? What are you talking..
你们从没变过 You know, you guys are never going to change
为什么我要 Why am I even..
嘿 Hey!
你的胸毛又长出来了 Your hair's grown back!
婚礼在什么时候 When's the wedding?
我和阿比已经分手了 Abhi and I aren't together anymore.
维尔不想 Veer didn't want..
-再见 -等一下 阿比 See you, guys. - Abhi!
我有话要说 Guys, we want to say something to both of you.
妮雅 阿比 等等 妮雅 Neha. Abhi.. guys.. come on.. Neha.
我不想看见你们 Just get out of my life. Both of you!
-妮雅 -妮雅 别这样 Neha. - Neha, come on.
妮雅 我们会和维尔解释 Neha, we'll talk to Veer.
休想 你们不会再见到他了 Don't. From today you will not even go near Veer.
-听清楚了吗 -阿比听我说 You got it? - Abhi, look..
维尔才五岁 他还是个孩子 你们竟然.. Veer's just five years old. He's just a child and you both..
真让我恶心 You guys disgust me!
是我们不对 Look, we were wrong.
所以我们很抱歉 We know that and that's why we're apologizing.
妮雅 我们会做任何事来求你原谅 Neha, we're willing to do anything for your forgiveness.
任何事 Anything. Whatever it takes.
我们走吧 Let's just go.
布鲁诺 拦住他们 Bruno! Dude, stop those two. Stop right here sir
做得好 Yes, yes. Them. Them..
女士们先生们 大家注意了 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please?
我是萨姆尔 这是库纳尔 那位是妮雅 Hey! Hi, I'm Sam and this is Kunal and that is Neha.
她很漂亮 Isn't she beautiful?
这是阿比 他的爱人 And that's Abhi the love of her life.
她是我们最好的朋友 可我们骗了她 She's our best friend and we lied to her.
骗她我们是同性恋 We told her that we're a gay couple.
我撒谎了 其实我们不是 We lied. We're not gay.
我们还做了很多不光彩的事 We've done a lot of things that we aren't proud of.
但我们想请求她的原谅 But we're trying to say sorry to her.
你们能让妮雅原谅我们吗 Can you please tell Neha to forgive us?
-求你了 妮雅 -原谅他们吧 Come on, Neha, come on Neha - Forgive them.
求你了 妮雅 Come on, Neha.
你们应该拿出诚意 求她 Hey! You guys should beg and plead.
妮雅 我求你 Neha, we beg you.
跪下告诉她你爱她 Get down on your knees and tell her that you love her.
妮雅 我们爱你 We love you, Neha.
给他个飞吻 Just give her a kiss.
互相亲一下 Come on, give each other a kiss.
你真坏 Yes, you're funny.
什么 What?!
想我原谅你们 You want to be forgiven right..
就立刻亲他 ..then kiss each other right here, right now
在这么多人面前 ..in front of everybody.
来吧 你们不是喜欢装同性恋吗 亲啊 C'mon, guys! You like being gay, right? Kiss!
来吧 为了妮雅 Come on, guys! Do it for Neha.
来吧 库纳尔 准备好了吗 Come on, Kunal. Let's do this. Kunal, Come on. Ready?
你疯了吗 Are you mad?
亲谁都一样 What difference does it make?
怎么能一样 我又不喜欢男人 It does make a difference. I'm not gay.
我不也是吗 Yes, even I'm not gay.
但必须得做 为了妮雅 But we have to do this for Neha. Come on.
好吧 Okay, Okay. Okay, Okay. Okay!
我做不到 I can't do this.
别这样 Come on, no.
真的不行 I cannot. No, no..
亲他 亲他 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
就这样吧 我做不到 No, let it be. It's fine. I can't do it.
为了你 恐怕我都做不出来 I would have never done this. Not even for you.
他们真的很在乎你 These guys, they truly are your best friends.
时间在此停止 These passing moments freeze right here.
我不知道为什么 I don't know why..
我不知道为什么 I don't know why. I don't know why..
只要你在 一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
有你就好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
我不知道为什么 I don't know why. I don't know why..
只要你在 一切都好 My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
有你就好 I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
阿比曼纽.辛格先生 你愿意娶她为妻吗 Mr. Abhimanyu Singh, will you please marry our best friend?
愿意 愿意 Say 'yes'! - Yes.
告诉我 So, tell me.
你们装同性恋的这段时间 When you both were pretending to be gay, at any point.
难道就没发生点什么 Did anything happen between the two of you.
干嘛 我开个玩笑 What?! - Oh God! I'm just kidding guys!
看来真的有什么 Ooh! Touchy topic wow!
我是万能的神 I'm the divine voice!
我告诉你 你的儿子是同性恋 And it's true that your son is gay.
不 No!
你的儿子 Your son..
你的儿子坐上新娘的喜轿 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎 你不中用了 Alas! You're done for!
你的儿子坐上新娘的喜轿 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎 你不中用了 Alas! You're done for!
他不要年轻的姑娘 Ignoring the young damsels..
他是怎么想的 What is this dilemma of the heart?!
他不要年轻的姑娘 Ignoring the young damsels..
他到底怎么想 What is this dilemma of the heart?!
男人爱上男人 Men express fondness for men..
他穿上新娘的喜服 The boy wearing the bride's gown..
妈妈从此梦碎了 A mom's dream has been shattered.
他是被宠坏的孩子 Mama's boy is a spoilt brat.
你的儿子 Your son..
你的儿子坐上新娘的喜轿 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎 你不中用了 Alas! You're done for!
你的儿子坐上新娘的喜轿 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎 你不中用了 Alas! You're done for!
阿姨 这不是误会 爱是盲目的 Aunty, love isn't a mistake. Love is blind. Isn't it?
也不能盲目到 It isn't so blind that..
分不出男和女 ..it can't Differentiate between a guy and a girl.
妈妈 Mom!
找不到朱丽叶 就会找罗密欧 When he didn't find his Juliet, he opted for Romeo.
他从男变成女 He blackened his cute, white face.
-到底怎么了 -朋友 What's happening?! - Oh, friends!
-我开始眼花 -朋友 I feel giddy. - Oh, friends!
-世界嘲笑我 -我该怎么办 The world laughs at me. - What do I do?
-谁来告诉我 -我该怎么办 Somebody tell me.. - What do I do?
开始染指甲 开始戴首饰 I brought henna.. I brought jewellery..
妈妈从此梦碎了 A mom's dream has been shattered.
他是被宠坏的孩子 Mama's boy is a spoilt brat.
你的儿子坐上新娘的喜轿 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎 你不中用了 Alas! You're done for!
你的儿子坐上新娘的喜轿 Your son rides the bride's palanquin.
哎 你不中用了 Alas! You're done for!
赶快让妈妈祝福你 Now hurry up and seek my blessings.
萨姆尔 快去让妈妈祝福你 Come on, Sam. Seek mom's blessings.
祝你开枝散叶 儿孙满堂 May you prosper and bear children!
儿孙满堂 May you prosper and bear children!
算了吧 Forget it.
上帝知道谁的不幸会降临 God knows whose evil shadow befell him.
他不会呆在树荫下 He failed to admire the shade of long tresses.
宁愿热浪中融化 天哪 He rots in the heat. Oh, my God!
他太奇怪了 天哪 He behaves strangely. Oh, my God!
-快来纠正他 -纠正他 Somebody set him straight. - Stop him!
-他疯了 -纠正他 He's possessed! - Stop him!
多好的男孩啊 姑娘在哭泣 A pair of guys.. The girls weep.
他们不再爱她们 There wasn't any need for them anymore.
他是被宠坏的孩子 Mama's boy is a spoilt brat.
你的儿子 Your son..
他是被宠坏的孩子 Mama's boy is a spoilt brat.